Retconned

When you wake up with missing pieces of the night and gradually rewrite the evening as new information comes back to you.

You told me you were in this bar last night.’
‘Yes, then that other bar.’
‘You told me that last night. Remember I said you looked like a gyrating ballerina?'
‘Oh yeah.’
‘TOTALLY RETCONNED.’

Retconned by WeeMan8926 September 25, 2026

Rayconned 

rayconned (verb) past tense one who has believed the hype. Perhaps misled by a trusted youtuber turned shill. The present participle of rayconned is rayconning.

see also Raycon
transitive verb. 1 : to swindle audio enthusiasts out of their money.

"Fuck I really got rayconned... I should've saved my money!"

actual examples and testimonials from the web include:

"Those fucking Raycon earbuds are dog shit. I'm really disappointed at idubbbz for putting his name on this garbage...
This gay retard lied to us about them being a quality product."
"like a dog urinating directly into your ear"
"like listening to a muddy dogfart"
"damn not armoured skep too unsubbed"
"never thought I'd see chris (raygun) shill for raycon"

Rayconned by Tuvak Shakur June 29, 2020

Ratcanned 

The term given to a bitch after she homey hops an entire friend circle of 5 or more dudes.

Yeah dude, that new chick who works at the smoothie kiosk is hella fine but my brothers friends told me they all ratcanned her last spring break.

Ratcanned by Ranchgirls November 12, 2020

reconnect with nature 

What a girl says after engaging in fatherless activities or behaviors. This often happens the following morning or day after a night out. If you hear this phrase you know she was treeshin, doing something her family would disown her for, something that would cause her boyfriend to want to throw up, or all of the above.

“I need to reconnect with nature after whatever that just was over Halloweekend.”

Scenario
Friend: What are your plans for today?
Girl: Reconnecting with nature after last night.

reconnect with nature by ScoobyS October 31, 2023

retrowned 

To beat someone at a classic or original game that is considered 'Retro'.

"Dude, you got retrowned!"
"I retrowed that guy at pac man".

retrowned by Gary Mcintyre December 28, 2005

ReConnected 

An up-and-coming boy band, ReConnected consists of three members, brothers, Harry Paul Mondryk and Max Alexander Mondryk, and their close friend Matthew Thomas Peter Fitzgerald. The three boys were first seen as Connected on Britain's got talent in 2010, along with twins, Ryan and Myles Connor. Unfortunately, the band split soon after the BGT tour. Now, the three boys have blossomed, and fans are currently awaiting the release of the ReConnected album, featuring all the original songs: ReConnected, Superhuman, December, Stranded, Wish You Were Here, and Seeing Stars. They inspired the 'new planking' Superhumaning.

Becky "They don't know, they'll never know just what we got..."

Anna "We've been a-safe for so long.."

Ocean "What song is that?"

Anna "It's December by ReConnected"

Becky "Why, do you like it?"

Ocean "It's amazing!"

ReConnected by DaBoomBoomRC September 10, 2011

Retronded 

A humorous way of spelling "retarded." The implication is that the speaker knows that they're already anticipating being mocked for their own supposed 'retardedness', and wants to goad and provoke others into accusing them of being ignorant by changing the spelling to such an extent. Can also be used as a joke in the debate on just how offensive the word 'retarded' actually is.

Erica: Oh my fucking god, that is so retronded, I don't even know where to begin.
Brett: 'Retronded?' And you're the one going around accusing others of being retarded? Holy shit.

Retronded by Mayor Me April 7, 2022