Retardnado
Retardnado by anonymous December 2, 2025
Retardao
It's when something is so mind-numbing, your face uncontrollably spasms into some sort of an ahegao, not out of arousal, but your brain malfunctioning. As if your brain is getting licked.
A similar thing can occur with extreme ASMR tingles, like Japanese ear-licking ASMRs.
A similar thing can occur with extreme ASMR tingles, like Japanese ear-licking ASMRs.
*insert feather into your ears*
"Gwah-uah!! God dammit! Quit it!"
"Ahahaha! Your face pulled a retardao."
"Gwah-uah!! God dammit! Quit it!"
"Ahahaha! Your face pulled a retardao."
Retardao by somerandoCigarGuy May 17, 2020
Related Words
Retardnado • retardando • retardado • retardead • Retardondo • ritardando • retardabombed • Retardaded • Retardadin • retardaholic
Retardatory
Retardatory by burntedtoasterr November 2, 2020
Camp Retardundo
1) The mythical place where idiotic people you meet as adults spent their childhood summers.
2) A place that is set up awkwardly, has moronic employees, or is just plain stupid.
2) A place that is set up awkwardly, has moronic employees, or is just plain stupid.
1) Dude - you meet that new moron in accounting? Looks like another proud grad of Camp Retardundo.
2) I ordered a beer and that bitch brought me a martini. What is this place - Camp Retardundo?
2) I ordered a beer and that bitch brought me a martini. What is this place - Camp Retardundo?
Camp Retardundo by dano jamo February 25, 2009
ritardando
ritardando by nerm November 19, 2003
retardnation
A combination of the words "retard" and "nation".
A nation or defined group of people that seem mentally retarded, stupid, or "special"; A cluster-fuck of stupid people.
A nation or defined group of people that seem mentally retarded, stupid, or "special"; A cluster-fuck of stupid people.
retardnation by Andrew Siegel May 19, 2008
Retardando
Retardando by failure______________ June 14, 2018
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