Retardnado

A whirling dervish of terribly unintelligent people, making terribly unintelligent decisions.

"What time are we actually presenting this retardnado to the client?"

Retardnado by anonymous December 2, 2025

Retardao 

It's when something is so mind-numbing, your face uncontrollably spasms into some sort of an ahegao, not out of arousal, but your brain malfunctioning. As if your brain is getting licked.

A similar thing can occur with extreme ASMR tingles, like Japanese ear-licking ASMRs.

*insert feather into your ears*
"Gwah-uah!! God dammit! Quit it!"
"Ahahaha! Your face pulled a retardao."

Retardao by somerandoCigarGuy May 17, 2020

Retardatory 

A group of retards.

What's up fam wanna hang with the retardatory?

Retardatory by burntedtoasterr November 2, 2020

Camp Retardundo 

1) The mythical place where idiotic people you meet as adults spent their childhood summers.

2) A place that is set up awkwardly, has moronic employees, or is just plain stupid.

1) Dude - you meet that new moron in accounting? Looks like another proud grad of Camp Retardundo.

2) I ordered a beer and that bitch brought me a martini. What is this place - Camp Retardundo?

Camp Retardundo by dano jamo February 25, 2009

ritardando 

in music, when the song slows down. but it can be used to call some one a retard or slow.

you're such a ritardando!

ritardando by nerm November 19, 2003

retardnation 

A combination of the words "retard" and "nation".
A nation or defined group of people that seem mentally retarded, stupid, or "special"; A cluster-fuck of stupid people.

"This is not fucking fair: I have a retardnation for a study group!"

retardnation by Andrew Siegel May 19, 2008

Retardando 

The slowest retard.

Wow! Ross really is the retardando.

Retardando by failure______________ June 14, 2018