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retaliatory masturbation 

The act of masturbating over somebody who annoys you, in retaliation. Could be used as an act of revenge or just as an excuse to masturbate over them.
Man 1: 'Hey dude, that really really really really hot girl unfriended me on Facebook.'
Man 2: 'What are you gonna do about it mate?'
Man 1: 'Chillax mate, I already got her back through retaliatory masturbation.'

retaliatory fart 

A fart-bomb dropped in protest.
As he left the bar without getting served, hé ripped an aggressive retaliatory fart.
retaliatory fart by m8us August 24, 2016

retaliatory gift

The gift you must buy for someone who unexpectedly gives you one first.
I thought I was done with my Christmas shopping, but I had to buy a retaliatory gift after Justin dropped off a present for me
retaliatory gift by HED23 January 9, 2008

retaliatory flatulence 

When someone releases noxious fumes as a method of exacting sweet (yet stinky) revenge on a foe.
"Dude, why does it smell so rank in here?" "Well, Chad gave Jimmy a purple nurple so Jimmy hit him with a nasty barrage of retaliatory flatulence."
retaliatory flatulence by CB7652 March 20, 2015

retaliatory flatulence 

When someone releases noxious fumes as a method of exacting sweet (yet stinky) revenge on a foe.
"Dude, why does it smell so rank in here?" "Well, Chad gave Jimmy a purple nurple so Jimmy hit him with a nasty barrage of retaliatory flatulence."
retaliatory flatulence by CB7652 March 20, 2015

retarditry 

The state of being retarded, or a general moron. See also "Fucktard."
Your retarditry is really starting to grate on my nerves.

Let the retarditry begin!

Bobby's amazing display of retarditry snagged him the gold at the Special Olympics. He's going to Hawaii. Yay.
retarditry by James Cernero March 25, 2005
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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