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Retardistan

Synonym for Unites States of America
Don't listen to him, he's from Retardistan.
by theRealRichardNixon July 27, 2023
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retardist

retardist: one who pursues retardation seemingly as a path to enlightenment
I think Bob has decided to become a retardist full time, have you seen all the stupid things he is trying to do?
by Kaelli April 2, 2010
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Retardican

A relatively young political party, the successor of the Republican Party, but without any of the formers’ dignity. The party’s earliest origins can be traced to late Senator John McCains selection for his running mate, Sarah Palin, during the 2008 presidential election. Since then the party has taken on the key platforms in the candidacy of former President Donald J. Trump, the first of many Retardicans to be elected to public office. Such positions are notable for their outlandish and extremely stupid ideas. These ideas were propagated by recently elected Freshman Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene, Senator Joshua Hawley, and several other elected Retardicans including even former President Donald Trump. They include, but are not limited to, the belief that the 2020 election was stolen by pedophiles in the government, giant space lasers funded and built by Jewish philanthropists caused the Californian wildfires, and that the science of climate change and the COVID 19 pandemic are conspiracies fabricated by the Chinese to hurt the American economy.
“Yo, did you hear how that Republican Marjorie Taylor Greene had the courage to confront that crisis actor David Hogg over his part in the false flag shooting at that high school?”

“Yeah I did, but I also know she’s not a true Republican. A true Republican wouldn’t believe that because they’re actually somewhat intelligent. She’s actually Retardican.”

“Ohhhhhhh”
by Liberal92 February 4, 2021
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retardicans

Socially conservative republicans who base their political beliefs on conservative religious beliefs and who are unaware of the logical inconsistencies in their arguments. Retardicans rail against government intrusion in people's lives, but want the government to restrict choice on abortion, disallow gay unions and marriage, pass and enforce laws on drug usage, increase military spending, and proscribe prostitution or other types of sexual interactions they believe are 'sinful'. Retardicans favor laissez-faire capitalism even when it is not in their own economic interest to do so. The actual areas where they want less government intrusion are taxation and gun rights.
The Retardicans at the Tea Party rally held up their signs saying 'Get your government hands off my Medicare.'
by paulrevere March 11, 2011
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Retardistic

When someone is so retarded you think they are autistic as well hence the word "retardistic"
Fuckin' Nigger you are so retardistic
by 9yuhnijmkol.; May 25, 2018
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Retardican

Political affiliation name of conservative Americans who vote for the GOP, usually against their own economic interests, and display signs at rallies and protest that read things like "Get your government off my Medicare."
The GOP isn't worried about winning over the Latino vote because it knows it can count on its Retardican base.
by ikeelyou10003 September 3, 2010
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Retardijuana

Someone who acts retarded and high all the time, even while completely sober. Also usually laughs at everything, no matter how unfunny it is.
"Wow, Lisa is such a retardijuana, she's been laughing at that dead dog for like 20 minutes."
by Shady Persson March 27, 2009
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