restless 

When you want to settle down but your mind is bouncing off the walls.

That restless bitch stole ma wheels and done did fall asleep in it!

restless by Sir Cody Conflict January 12, 2008

Restless 

Restless - there's too many people
I just don't want to meet
Getting reckless - there's a headless shuffle
Going on down the street
I been thinking, hey, and it's bringing me down
And I'm sinking, I been going under
And I don't wanna drown
But all those popeyes eating cookies seem to do alright
When you see them in the movies
Such a beautiful sight
If you meet them on the street
They're gonna give you a fright
They'll scare the shit right out of you
And make you stay awake all night

Restless - there's too many things
That I just don't want to know
Kind of breathless - sick of running
When there's no place to go
Got a notion - hey, ain't got a penny to my name
No emotion - I never had a woman
Who didn't drive me insane
But all those cacky eyed Lolitas seem to do ok
When you see them in the movies
Always good for a lay
If you meet them on the streets
They're gonna make you pay
Restless - so many places I just gotta see
Getting legless - ain't going nowhere
And it's worrying me
So bad - hey, I just can't get away
So sad - if I don't get to move you
So sad - I'll be wasting my days
All those groovies in the movies
Seem to do just fine
When you see them on the screen
They always shoot you a line
When you meet them in the flesh
It's just a waste of time

Restless by Death Menace September 4, 2023

Restless Lip Syndrome

When a person keeps interrupting a conversation and can't keep their mouth shut.

Chris has to come my house to drink because when we're at his house, Lindas Restless Lip Syndrome prevents us from carrying on a conversation.

Restless Lip Syndrome by HB Brother From Another Mother September 29, 2009

Restless Balls Syndrome 

Similar to restless leg syndrome, RBS happens when a male suffers from lack of sleep due to general discomfort and restlessness of his scrotum. A male may find it difficult to find a comfortable position of his testes while typically lying on his side. The onset of RBS is frequently caused by another condition called blue balls.

Wife: "Why are you squirming around?? Go to sleep!"
Husband: "I can't! I got Restless Balls Syndrome and I can't decide if my sack is more comfy tucked or hanging free."

Restless Balls Syndrome by Oolagah December 18, 2011

restless spirit 

Restless spirits are characters who are constantly moving. They are the creative ones who rise against social conventions and stride their rocky path of new horizons. They are the singular producers of unheard of movements that flow out of their wanderlust hearts. They are the ones with the loudest voices drowned out by the currents of everyday sounds. They have rainbow smiles, fragmented black by wankers. They are you who craves new people, discovers new countries and feels new laughter. We are restless spirits who strive to connect the limitations of reality with the clouds of our thought abstraction. I am restless.

"We are all unknowingly restless spirits who have an infatuation with the depths of the enchanting other side, wandering backwards through normality to foreign homes..."

restless spirit by Emily Wanderer March 30, 2016

Restless Virgins 

A "nonfiction" publication by two graduates from Milton Academy based on some allegedly "legitimate" interviews, phone conversations, IM conversations, etc with graduates of the Class of 2005.

Based on the lives of five characters, three girls and two boys, the authors focus on mostly (if not only) the sexual part of their lives. The authors say that they were inspired by the sex scandal of 2005, and wanted to answer the question of "why?".

The entire book is written badly with false information (although they say that it was all extensively fact-checked) and ridiculous metaphors. Their alleged 'fact-checking' only came from the POVs of the students they interviewed, although they also attempt to place the thoughts of characters whom they had no conversation with (for example, they describe the feelings and thoughts of one the mothers of the characters). Fantastic metaphors such as "Thoughts hung like rainbows" and "she had breasts the size of baby melons" are littered throughout this "literary piece".

Basically, the authors totally breached the trust of the students they interviewed by talking to them about everything (from academics to social life to peer pressures) and only focusing and using parts of the conversations about sex. They contradict themselves all the time when defending their 'work' and try to write it as a 'nonfiction novel' although their writing leaves something to be desired.

We also have no idea whether or not they really were taught at Milton Academy because their writing is absolutely far from the usual standard of work that are produced at this establishment.

"...graduation tents like whipped cream..."
"He loved her eyes, because he liked green eyes."
"...Milton Academy woke up from desolation..."

-or-

"Dude, did you read Restless Virgins?"
"No way, I refuse to buy a copy and support their living."

Restless Virgins by MA Student 101 November 26, 2007

Restless third-leg syndrome

1. The inability to control one's penis, and, therefore fucking everything in sight. Generally it is men who are afflicted with this disease.
2. An excuse whoring men give for being unfaithful.

"Baby, it's not my fault you caught me with the Maytag repair man in a 69! It's my Restless third-leg syndrome acting up".

Restless third-leg syndrome by BaJinxy August 29, 2007