Getting unwillingly and unwittingly fucked in the ass while being bound and gagged by a smiling monkey who runs your country.
Those Americans sure are getting it Bush-style! Blood for oil and lies about Iraq being linked to 911. So sad.
Any room that has had the walls sprayed with runny or liquified yellow feces. Usually a bathroom.
Kevin slept over last night and he turned my guest bathroom into a total "Bermuda Pantry". Grain alcohol mixed with
Taco Bell makes some ugly
yellow shit!
Buy a
Bermuda Pantry
mug!
1. The inability to control one's penis, and, therefore fucking everything in sight. Generally it is men who are afflicted with this disease.
2. An excuse whoring men give for being unfaithful.
"Baby, it's not my fault you caught me with the Maytag repair man in a 69! It's my Restless third-leg syndrome acting up".
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Restless third-leg syndrome
mug!
An odor originating in the vagina. It is also the reason they make commercials for Vagisil featuring lobster, skunk, blowfish and porcupines. They are implying that there is a stinky vagina involved.
" Damn that vagistank is bad! Please don't expect me to eat it until you treat it" (with Vagisil, that is).
The legendary BIKE STOP has been serving the Philadelphia Gay and Lesbian community for over 28 years.
With four floors to choose from, they’ve got all of your needs covered.
The Bike Stop- The main bar. Open seven days a week to serve you. This is your meet n’ greet floor, a place to kick back, settle down and have drinks and conversations.
The Short Stop- Second Floor. Open seven nights a week, the Short Stop is Philadelphia’s oldest gay sports bar; $.50 pool, bigscreen tvs and bartenders as passionate about sports are you are!
The Pit Stop- Open Wednesday, Friday and Saturday from 10pm-2am, the Pit is the ‘dark side’ of the Stop. A low-light cruisy bar where you’re sure to find Mr. Right now. Fetish attire welcomed and cologne discouraged.
The Top of the Stop- Open for special events; parties, DJs, Kinky Karnivals and more. Check the schedule of events for times/dates.
The Bike Stop
206 S. Quince Street
Philadelphia
Nearest cross streets are 11th and Walnut; Quince is after the Forrest Theater/before Moriarity’s.
Hours of operation:
Monday through Friday 4pm-2am.
Saturday & Sunday 2pm-2am.
The Pit Stop is open Wednesday, Friday & Saturday 10pm-2am.
Wanna go to The Bike Stop for a 64 ounce
beer and a
hummer?
1. The act of turning off an electrical appliance, such as a lamp or television, which will help to end global warming.
2. Referring to your home; Turning off all appliances and unplugging them before leaving for the weekend.
1. If you're not using that lamp, please Al Gore it. The Polar ice caps are melting!
2. Tula: Will you lock the house up while I get the car? Evelyn: Yes and I'll be sure to Al Gore it so that we may do our part to end global warming.
