resort

The last option

"All my friends cancelled, i still have Craig as a last resort to chill though."

by someboooooody January 21, 2012

Resort

A resort is a area next to a beach or resort is a want to or need to.

This resort is amazing.even if I have to resort to (blank)couldn’t think of word though

by I hope it’s helpful May 4, 2022

resort injury

The typically minor injuries one can experience during a tropical vacation. May include Sunburn, sandal blisters, sand in the eyes, and hangovers.

Mila will always get hurt when she goes to Hawaii. Her first day resort injury is typically sunburn. She usual comes back looking like a crippled lobster.

by Shakesmear May 17, 2022

resort fling

A short but sweet romance that happens when you meet someone on vacation. It makes your trip that much more enjoyable and special.

I had the hottest resort fling in Maui. Long walks on the beach, late night swimming under the stars. It was over as soon as it started but something ill never forget.

by bioluminescence December 3, 2014

Resort To Geronimo

Is the last attempt to knock your prison cell inmate buddy the fuck out before he has his way with your ass.

Be forewarned, a failed attempt at resort to geronimo may create a Geronimo Whiplash situation.

Please refer to Urban Dictionary for Geronimo Whiplash

Hey Hawkins, did you see that inmate resort to geronimo the when he was about to get plugged the other day?

by Dranon Von Ryle August 31, 2011

resort vacation

to lick around, or insert one's tongue into, another person's anal sphincter. More commonly used as a compound verb: "to go on a resort vacation".

It stems from the belief that giving "blow jobs", "rim jobs", and "hand jobs" should not be like going to jobs at all, but enjoyable, like going to resorts or on vacations.

Male prostitute: Hey baby, what can I do for you?
Greg: I would love to go on a resort vacation.
Male prostitute: Where's the resort?
Greg: In your nice, tight ass.

by Erum December 9, 2008

Resort Vacation

to lick around, or insert one's tongue into, another person's anal sphincter. More commonly used as a compound verb: "to go on a resort vacation".

It stems from the belief that giving "blow jobs", "rim jobs", and "hand jobs" should not be like going to jobs at all, but enjoyable, like going to resorts or on vacations.

Male prostitute: Hey baby, what can I do for you?
Greg: I would love to go on a resort vacation.
Male prostitute: Where's the resort?
Greg: In your nice, tight ass.

by Erum October 1, 2007