Resolutionism 

Resolutionism is a theoretical social, political and economic system which is designed to save the world.

The creator of Resolutionism, is Aaron Nordquist, a Canadian author, sociologist and philosopher, and a social activist. Nordquist has expressed opinions on economics, politics and world events in his blogs, podcasts and books. He is the founder of the Save Our Earth Now foundation. Since the early 2000's, he has stated that his personal visions have been called many names, such as "democratic capitalism," "neo-enlightenmentism," and "libertarian socialism," but he prefers to simply call himself a "Resolutionist."

Nordquist is the author of "Resolutionism: How to Save the World" and "The Resolutionist Manifesto: Preamble to the Declaration of Universal Emancipation."

We here highly resolve to have a new birth of freedom, under the supports, practices and logic of the political, economic and social system named Resolutionism.

Resolutionism by Abraham Linkoln June 14, 2011

new year's resolutions 

Things you promise yourself you will do or accomplish, but try as you might you never will.

"This year I'm going to lose weight"
december 31, 2005, weight = 300 lb
"God damnit!!"

new year's resolutions by Asshat December 31, 2004

Resolutionist 

A person who makes ballsy claims for New Year's resolutions even though you know they won't follow through with any of them.

Joe: I'm gonna quit smoking, eat right and join a gym this year.
Sue: Whatever. You're such a freaking resolutionist.

Resolutionist by Natewrites February 20, 2008

Resolutionist 

A person who joins the gym in early January because of their New Years Resolution. Resolutionists can be spotted by their pasty white skin, excessive fat, poor form, and blank look on their face as they stand next to any piece of gym equipment. Resolutionists usually migrate back to the couch any time from mid-January to early March.

"This damn Resolutionist has been on the Smith machine for 30 minutes. Maybe if he put more than 30 lbs on the bar and stopped taking 10 minute rests it wouldn't take so long. I can't wait until March"

Resolutionist by rKelly0137 September 2, 2008

resolutionist 

Jan 1 joiners of health clubs

Or another form "resolutionista"

Overheard at the YMCA in Easton, MD.

He was a resolutionist till March came around, I haven't seen him since.

resolutionist by showers at the Y January 1, 2012

Resolutionists 

A person(s) who resolves on New years to take care of themselves in the new year and improve their lifestyle

I couldn't get on the treadmill in the gym becasue they were all being used by resolutionists

Resolutionists by Wordsmith Dave August 17, 2010

resolutionists 

People who crowd the gym in the months of January and February trying to honour their New Year's resolution to be healthier.

I can't wait for all these resolutionists to stop coming here so I can find an open treadmill!

resolutionists by mickcp January 21, 2014