revolutionist 

Big_Fella (n) - a man subscribed to the PESFan forums at www.pesfan.com

"I want to make the world a better place"

revolutionist by Indigo Michigan July 28, 2004

Resolutionist 

A person who makes ballsy claims for New Year's resolutions even though you know they won't follow through with any of them.

Joe: I'm gonna quit smoking, eat right and join a gym this year.
Sue: Whatever. You're such a freaking resolutionist.

Resolutionist by Natewrites February 20, 2008

Resolutionism 

Resolutionism is a theoretical social, political and economic system which is designed to save the world.

The creator of Resolutionism, is Aaron Nordquist, a Canadian author, sociologist and philosopher, and a social activist. Nordquist has expressed opinions on economics, politics and world events in his blogs, podcasts and books. He is the founder of the Save Our Earth Now foundation. Since the early 2000's, he has stated that his personal visions have been called many names, such as "democratic capitalism," "neo-enlightenmentism," and "libertarian socialism," but he prefers to simply call himself a "Resolutionist."

Nordquist is the author of "Resolutionism: How to Save the World" and "The Resolutionist Manifesto: Preamble to the Declaration of Universal Emancipation."

We here highly resolve to have a new birth of freedom, under the supports, practices and logic of the political, economic and social system named Resolutionism.

Resolutionism by Abraham Linkoln June 14, 2011

Evolutionist 

A person who realizes science has evidence and creation does not. A term created by creationists to claim 90% of science is false because it claims evolution, abiogenesis, physics, chemistry, technology, and quantum mechanics explain everything we see and nothing has ever proven a god much less a creation.

It can also apply to religious people who believe in a god but also support the fact that science has evidence and their beliefs just have a book.

Those stupid evolutionists are always talking about everything coming from nothing and humans evolving from rocks.

When an evolutionist says millions of years know everything they say is false because the Bible says differently.

Evolutionist by Ursisterstoy February 17, 2018

Resolutionist 

A person who joins the gym in early January because of their New Years Resolution. Resolutionists can be spotted by their pasty white skin, excessive fat, poor form, and blank look on their face as they stand next to any piece of gym equipment. Resolutionists usually migrate back to the couch any time from mid-January to early March.

"This damn Resolutionist has been on the Smith machine for 30 minutes. Maybe if he put more than 30 lbs on the bar and stopped taking 10 minute rests it wouldn't take so long. I can't wait until March"

Resolutionist by rKelly0137 September 2, 2008

Matrix Revolutions

The third and final movie in the Matrix trilogy. In which the war between the humans and machines is finally resolved, and Neo kicks Agent Smith's ass once and for all.

Even though the Matrix Revolutions has some of the best effects ever, it's still the worst in the Matrix trilogy.

Matrix Revolutions by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog November 15, 2003

evolutionist 

One who argues that evolution is the correct theory of origins for life on earth (instead of creationism or Intelligent Design). The word was coined by creationists as a way to mischaracterize scientists that denounce creationism. "Evolutionist" implies that evolution is merely an unsupported belief ultimately interchangeable with creationism. In fact, most scientists "believe" in evolution because the of the great amount of research and empirical evidence that supports it. The word evolutionist is a mildly offensive term to most scientists.

I see no reason to read the works of noted evolutionist Prof. Steve Steve-- the Bible has all the evidence I need.

evolutionist by Mike Verdone November 18, 2005