Definitions by Asshat

king 

the only real government.

The king was tight so the people would say long live the king!

king by Asshat January 23, 2005

Tellonophonica

An old word from the lands of HERE. Originally meaning "Get out of my banana hut", it now means "THE BAGPIPES WERE SCREAMING CHICKEN AT THE LITTLE KIDS."

"Hey Look! Its Tellonophonica!

Tellonophonica by Asshat January 16, 2005

new year's resolutions 

Things you promise yourself you will do or accomplish, but try as you might you never will.

"This year I'm going to lose weight"
december 31, 2005, weight = 300 lb
"God damnit!!"

new year's resolutions by Asshat December 31, 2004

z3ll 

see "asshat"

Look out its paul the z3ll

z3ll by asshat June 6, 2004

larathiel 

a death elf with a serious enferiority complex.

EFC is such a larathiel

larathiel by asshat April 28, 2004

Impy 

That NS guy who asks for man secks, but asks for just a little more.. His spelling skills is the same as a retarded kid in the 3rd grade

Impy is the sort of guy who would fuck a guy in the ass, but wouldnt have the balls to swap over.

Impy by ASSHAT December 7, 2003

Fadunk 

The act of slapping another person in the face with your cock. Hence leaving a large, red mark on their cheek.

That bitch wouldnt shut the fuck up so i had to fadunk her from across the room. Knocked the bitch out cold for two hours.

Fadunk by Asshat November 18, 2003