Asshat's definitions

new year's resolutions

Things you promise yourself you will do or accomplish, but try as you might you never will.

"This year I'm going to lose weight"
december 31, 2005, weight = 300 lb
"God damnit!!"

by Asshat December 31, 2004

Tellonophonica

An old word from the lands of HERE. Originally meaning "Get out of my banana hut", it now means "THE BAGPIPES WERE SCREAMING CHICKEN AT THE LITTLE KIDS."

"Hey Look! Its Tellonophonica!

by Asshat January 16, 2005

king

the only real government.

The king was tight so the people would say long live the king!

by Asshat January 23, 2005

Impy

That NS guy who asks for man secks, but asks for just a little more.. His spelling skills is the same as a retarded kid in the 3rd grade

Impy is the sort of guy who would fuck a guy in the ass, but wouldnt have the balls to swap over.

by ASSHAT December 7, 2003

larathiel

a death elf with a serious enferiority complex.

EFC is such a larathiel

by asshat April 28, 2004

z3ll

see "asshat"

Look out its paul the z3ll

by asshat June 6, 2004

asschin

Where you have a very deep cleft chin and it looks like a ass crack.

The advantage of an asschin is: you can blow your nose and wipe your ass at the same time>

by asshat January 22, 2003