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Rengered 

the act of getting completely hammered and talking in the language of Rengenese where nobody can understand you. Some symptoms may include:

-slurred speech (usually with some kind of foamy spit)
-starting sentences but never finishing them
-a metal dart fully penetrated into your abdomin
-opening your phone and pretending to text
-being unable to speak in general
-wanting to fight everyone but never following through with it
-flipping tables while a drinking game is going on
-giving creepy hugs
-taking your shirt off as a tatic to pick up girls but not talking to them
-fucking any slopopotamus's in the general area
-not remembering any of it in the morning
ya dude you tried to fight me last night, you were totally Rengered
Rengered by ifyasmell202 May 30, 2011
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rengered 

When someone gets so drunk that they are no longer understandable to the next human being.
Dude i was so rengered last night
rengered by pickleface56 May 30, 2011

Got Rengared 

Originaly the structure based on a famous video game so called League of Legends. In the game it means you died incredibly fast by a stealthy assassin, Rengar. In reality it means that something happened to you too fast and you couldn't even take a breath under the time period of the event.
Hey, Tim? What's up?
Oh... nothing good. My bag was stolen by a thief.
Dear! What happened?
I was just walking on the street and I was watching the cars and in the following moment my bag like vanished from my hands and sooner had I shouted my bag and the thief gone.
But why didn't you do anything?
I...I just couldn't! I got Rengared.

Power Rangered 

the act of finishing something too quickly in a lame way especially after a lot of build-up, like the Power Rangers.
- Did you finally see that fight???
- Yeah... I was hoping for something interesting, but the big guy totally power rangered it... Boring.
Power Rangered by blerchy May 23, 2011

rendered 

A word used to describe someone very, very drunk.

See also wasted, hammered, sloshed, pissed, tanked, ad infinitum.
"Woah, that guy is seriously rendered!"
rendered by El Duque June 18, 2004

services rendered 

The payment that John made to Mary, was for "services rendered".
services rendered by Mecha-Weasel January 29, 2015
An actor promised a significant role only to later find him or herself barely involved. Not due to lack of talent or commitment. Similar to getting sent to Mandyville.
That guy that played Hawkeye, boy, he sure got Rennered...
Rennered by Dormant Phoenix June 13, 2014