Remiscing

To think of a positive thing that happened in the past

“Im just remiscing of how Jayden sucked my dinger”

Remiscing by Lindell103 December 29, 2021

fragment consider revising

The most useless grammar error in Microsoft word.
No one can quite work out why it appears, or how to correct the sentence. Some have had success in removing the green line the accompanies the "fragment consider revising" grammatical error, by simply adding comma's (,) and full stops (.) randomly in the area underlined by the grammar check. Allmost everyone has an encounter with this error at one stage while using Microsoft word and some question why the developers even bothered implemented such as useless feature.
Rumour has it, the one who can remove the error from a sentence will be the legendary soul who will lead Microsoft to defeat, and the uprising of Linux will begin. (Mac’s don’t have a part in this because the lack of evolution has meant their mouse only has one button)

User writes the following in Microsoft word 2003: "Classification definitions, the definitions for people who are employed, and for those who are not employed may not be suitable."
Microsoft grammar check: fragment consider revising
User has no indication of how to correct the error.

fragment consider revising by >:( matt September 1, 2008

Revising Perfection 

To be so awesome that people's views on what perfection is are altered and raised to your level of awesomeness.

Bill: Dude did you see that awesome band last night?
Fred: Yeah man they were Revising Perfection!

Revising Perfection by Revising Perfection October 28, 2009

reminiscing 

It's the present participle of the verb "Reminisce", which is a synonym for the verb "Remember".

It is a very classy verb used by various poets and people of higher status.

It was also made famous by rapper Tupac Shakur's "Pour out a little liquor" song which made various Afro-American L.A. gangsters use it while smoking weed and drinking liquor with their bitches in the club.

Person 1 : Yo wazzup man! Watchu u doin here sHHmokin' that weed all alone?

Person 2 : Imma just reminiscing mah good old days aZ a straight out G!

Person 1 : Mind if join mah homie?

Person 2 : aiight foo!

reminiscing by DannyOK December 23, 2008

resisting arrest

Police code for African Americans, and sometimes other minorities. Very popular with the LAPD.

I had to bash his head in, Captain. He was resisting arrest.

resisting arrest by Alex Stockwell June 15, 2007

stop resisting 

A phrase used by local police right before you get beat to a bloody mess or end up dead. Many believe it is the law enforcement equivalent of the "Allahu Akbar" chant given when Muslim extremists kill someone.

Wife- Please don't shoot him! He hasn't taken his meds, but he's fine. He's unarmed!
Husband - I'm unarmed! I haven't done anything wrong!
Police - "Stop Resisting!" *Gunshots*
Wife and children - **Weeping

stop resisting by Nf1del September 10, 2014

Reissing 

The act of talking utter BS, otherwise known as Bull's shit. Or if you are of middle eastern origin, Bull-shlahking.

Jay: "im not a virgin"
Me: "Dude, stop reissing you virgin"

Reissing by Ifartgravy March 21, 2011