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Reissing 

The act of talking utter BS, otherwise known as Bull's shit. Or if you are of middle eastern origin, Bull-shlahking.
Jay: "im not a virgin"
Me: "Dude, stop reissing you virgin"
Reissing by Ifartgravy March 21, 2011
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This wine has peach and russet apple aromas, a firm and fruity palate, and crisp acidity that results in a well balanced, easy to drink wine. Is perfect as an apertif or to compliment a wide array of foods from pork and ham to fish and poultry.
Go get the reisling and let's get drunk!
reisling by KDCBABY January 19, 2008
a very awesome last name.
often confused with resawg. can also mean cow,in a good way. also a furry animal on a farm with spots and nipples.
farmer: oh look at my reissigs utters!ready to make some fresh milk.

random child:that ressig will moo its way to wporld domionation
reissig by i am joe momma July 14, 2009

Reisinger 

Reisinger, is one who makes early accommodations/plans without input or feedback from others. This often leaves those affected by the plans to feel undue extra planning and often little sleep.

The word is derived from the Rise and Sing. Rise meaning that this is usually done during the early hours of the day and Sing which is usually joyous however all you can do is sing songs of sorrow. Both of which, in this case, is not a happy feeling. Spelling has been modified to make it sound more intelligent and hide it's lack of thinking.
Whomever scheduled this hockey game at 6:45 A.M. out of town pulled a total Reisinger.

Wow, another 6:00 A.M. flight booked out for my trip, someone did a Reisinger on me.
Reisinger by 262 Unicorn July 31, 2023

Mr. Rissinger

Someone that enforces rules on you so bad that it will remind you about Hitler during his dictatorship.
“Bro on god is a Mr. Rissinger.”
Mr. Rissinger by MrRissingerHater January 20, 2023

reisinger 

Little Dick bitch
Your such a Reisinger
reisinger by Jdjeiene bebsud March 4, 2016
1. to stay at residence when attending university

2. used by undergraduates attending a college or university outside of their own city

3. a word widely unrecognized and was formerly known as 'staying at residence'

Short form: "Res"
Mike: Yo you gonna stay at home for college? Or are you gonna res?

Chris: I'm def gonna ressing, more broads that way aha

Mike: ahhha Yeeee broski
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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