Religions 

Very large (usually popular) cults.

"'Stupid religions'she said, as she masterbated to the bible."

Religions by DieJebusDie August 19, 2003

Religions That Discriminate 

Islam is the most misunderstood religion - Christians, Jews, Hindus, Sikhs, Buddhists and more will burn in hell. They always blame the Muslims and when a Muslim hurts a fly they get sentenced to death and when one your dirty white boys kills someone they help cover up their tracks. Admit it, you're dicks who discriminate.

Christian: That terrorist was a Muslim.
Jew: They totally ripped off of our religion.
Muslim: Stop discriminating.
Every Other Religion (Religions That Discriminate): HE SPOKE!!!!!!! ARREST HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!

Religions That Discriminate by ExceptionalGamer June 8, 2018

False Religions  

Fake True Religions.

EXAMPLE 1:
Person 1: "Yo, son! He got himself some nice True Religions! He's mad fresh!"
Person 2: "Chill, Nigga. Them ain't no True's. Them's some False Religions!"

EXAMPLE 2:
Person 1: "I copped me some true's!"
Person 2:"Get outta here wit yo fake ass."
Person 1: "Fake? Boy! I got these in SoHo!"
Person 2: "More like China Town! You got yourself some False Religions
nigga."

So yeah. False Religions can identified by the way the design on the back looks.

False Religions by Aspireso34 March 2, 2008

deliverance religions 

they're the type of religions that don't let others have their own point of view; i.e.: it's my way or the highway.

Don't go and join one of those deliverance religions... they scare me!

deliverance religions by In a pit of red hot lava July 1, 2006

False Religions  

Fake True Religions.

EXAMPLE 1:
Person 1: "Yo, son! He got himself some nice True Religions! He's mad fresh!"
Person 2: "Chill, Nigga. Them ain't no True's. Them's some False Religions!"

EXAMPLE 2:
Person 1: "I copped me some true's!"
Person 2:"Get outta here wit yo fake ass."
Person 1: "Fake? Boy! I got these in SoHo!"
Person 2: "More like China Town! You got yourself some False Religions
nigga."

So yeah. False Religions can be identified as fake by the design of the back.

False Religions by Aspireso34 March 4, 2008

Western Religions 

First is the worst, second is the best, third is the one with the explosive vest.

Here's a brief history of western religions.

Western Religions by Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee3eE June 13, 2018

Authoritarian Religions 

A term coined by Samawnline, which refers to political philosophies in which one's psychological role of God is replaced by the government.

Communism and socialism are clear examples of authoritarian religions, as its followers make the government the entity in which they invest their faith, and to which they ask/hope for betterment.

Authoritarian Religions by Samawnline October 8, 2018