Relaziation

A level of non-participation or planned activity focused over a weekend or holiday—a combination of being lazy as you try to relax. Anyone who has declared their intention at realization can legally call a cease and desist order to any activity requested during their stated realization time. The origin of the word is rumored to come from a casual conversation over the topic, "What are you doing this weekend?".

Dad level language. Do not attempt if you can not legally tell a dad joke.

All I did this weekend was some relaziation, and nothing else.

by SaracenAntiqueModel July 21, 2023

came to the realization

A pretentious and pseudo-intelligent way of saying "realized."

I've came to the realization that I could save a lot of time by just saying "realized" instead.

by KCKY January 9, 2011

relaxation dump

The action of moving a bowel to reduce stress or otherwise boost moral prior to a big test or exam.

Subsequent to taking a relaxation dump I feel more prepared and can better focus on the task at hand.

by KJones January 5, 2008

retaliationship

A relationship struck up for the sole purpose of making the ex of one or both parties jealous. Usually short lived and ending badly for both.

Friend 1: Why the hell is Justin hooking up with Katie, I thought he was with Amy?

Friend 2: Yeah well he was until she dumped him for her ex. Now he's just in a retaliationship.

by Erricred March 24, 2009

Retaliation Penetration

Another word for "Hate Fucking" a person. When you dislike someone so much or are mad at them you bang them as hard as you can; taking out all your anger and frustration on them then kick them out of bed and make them go home once your done having your way with them.

Andrea is such a dirty skank, she went behind my back and tried screwing my best friend Jake. So tonight I plan on getting a little "Retaliation Penetration" done on her ass then breaking up with her!

by SassyJax01 November 2, 2011

realization

1. an act of becoming fully aware of something as a fact.

2. the fulfillment or achievement of something desired or anticipated.

The other day I had the realization that my friends were very weird.

by TheReasonWhyYouExist August 20, 2016

Equal Exchange Retaliation

Equal exchange retaliation is the act of retaliating in such a way as to repeat the action in exactly the same manner each time.

Example: Stealing your neighbor’s campaign signs then repeating the act each time it’s replaced.

What most people consider harassment Jonathan considers equal exchange retaliation.

by SpitFire4Truth September 28, 2020