Relative-Humidity

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Relative-Humidity (Rel-a-tiv Hue-mid-uh-Tee)

1. noun the amount of water vapor present in air expressed as a percentage of the amount needed for saturation at the same temperature.

2. adjective the measurement of saturation that is greater than or equivalent to the sweat you are profusely precipitating from your ball sack expressed as an percentage in your cousins ass where it has accumulated

1. (e.g.: The Alabama weather man said "Cross state you gonna see a hella-high chance of hunded pa cent Relative-humidity.")

2. (e.g.: The Alabama weather man said "Cross state you gonna see a hella-high chance of hunded pa cent Relative-humidity.")

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Relative-Humidity by Christopher Durnsy September 10, 2023

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relative humidity

The bead of sweat that rolls down your Sister's back when you're banging her doggie style.

The Relative Humidity was high during our Family Union

relative humidity by Anonymous September 18, 2003

relative humidity

the sweat on your balls while fucking your cousin

At the family reunion, the relative humidity was all i could think about

relative humidity by CASEY CARMAN January 23, 2009

relative humidity

It's that little drop of sweat that beads up on the back of your neck and dribbles down your back, thru your crack and eventually drips off of your ball while your fucking you sister.

relative humidity by Pat May 14, 2003

relative humidity

The sweat that drips off your balls when you're caught fucking your cousin!

Last night I had some major relative humidity!

relative humidity by Nicole December 13, 2003

relative humidity

The perspiration that forms between the shoulder blades of your first cousin, while you are fucking her in the ass.

Uncle Mike ... the relative humidity sure is high in your daughters bedroom.

relative humidity by maggotvommit April 17, 2004

relative humidity

the saliva left on your genitals after your cousin gives you oral sex

Man last night my cousin trina came over to my house. I just thought we were gonna hang, then a few to many beers. Damn the ho was down on me! ie. relative humidity!

relative humidity by RD Machine January 11, 2007

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026