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releasing the demons

Furious masturbation from pent up sexual frustration.
Aiden hadn't been laid in three years. He was too busy playing WOW to find a girlfriend. So when a female avatar in the game got half naked and danced, he began releasing the demons. Now his keyboard suffers from stickeys.

releasing Windows Vista 

"I was releasing Windows Vista so bad, I had to reboot twice."
"Wow, did that clog up productivity?"
"No, but it caused bad public relations."

Releasing the Kraken

"Where's Bob?"

"He had too much of the Mexican food last night so he's releasing the Kraken in the bathroom."

Releasing the dog of war 

The sensation of pooing out a shit that has been troubling you for quite some time.
I walked in on him releasing the dog of war, he looked strangely pleased.

releasing demons 

The act of someone taking a larger than normal shit.
Pastor smith- "Billy, why wern't you in church last sunday?"

Billy- "Sorry pastor, but i was in my bathroom releasing demons"...

Releasing the hostages 

To describe a man masturbating
"I'll be out of the bathroom in a minute. I'm releasing the hostages."
Releasing the hostages by Richard December 28, 2003