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Redfinger
A person, most commonly a nail-biter, who often will bite off pieces of dead flesh off their thumb, index, or little finger. once the exposed raw skin is burning and feels irritated, the color of the skin proceeds to turn red.
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reducing
Have you noticed that Joyce is reducing? She now looks half-way decent in her tiny-weenie polka-dotted bikini.
reducing by Richard Black October 9, 2005
captain redfinger
this is when your female counterpart fails to tell you that it is her time of the month and you put your hand in her pants and hence, getting your hands dirty
(Guy 1) Dude, we were goin at it, and she never told me she was on, so i put my hand down her pants...
(Guy 2) Whoa whoa... she never told you she was on?
(Guy 1) Nah...
(Guy 2) And you put your hand...
(Guy 1) Yeah...
(Guy 2) Well then... A-hoy there Captain Redfinger!
(Guy 2) Whoa whoa... she never told you she was on?
(Guy 1) Nah...
(Guy 2) And you put your hand...
(Guy 1) Yeah...
(Guy 2) Well then... A-hoy there Captain Redfinger!
captain redfinger by El Nugos October 18, 2008
Stress Reducing Desktop Destroyer
A very funny and addicting free windows application that allows you to "destroy" your computer screen with different tools. It can be downloaded at www dot mystressmanagement dot net
What are you doing?
Destroying my computer!
WHAT???
No, i mean with that cool stress reducing desktop destroyer program i showed you.
oh...
Destroying my computer!
WHAT???
No, i mean with that cool stress reducing desktop destroyer program i showed you.
oh...
Stress Reducing Desktop Destroyer by Theend16 October 5, 2010
Replacing the Divot
While hooking up with a girl and attempting to score in her hole, you find that she is very rough down there. In one swift stroke, you rip her pubic hair out and replace the divot in her mouth.
You reach down a girl's pants and find pubic hair. So you rip her pubic hair out and shove it in her mouth ("Replacing the Divot").
Replacing the Divot by Ginelo September 30, 2006
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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