Redbana

Company that fails epicly and decided it's a good idea not to add new content for 3 months. When they finally decide to add new content, they add songs from over 9000 years ago such as 'Fireflies' *gags* Also, their forums have the biggest fags ever, too. A few people on there are pretty awesome though.

PS
No, Bryan, your life isn't perfect. SORRY BBYGURL.

What's that one company that has fobs for GM's called again? OH YEAH! Redbana.

by IDUNNOLOLZ October 25, 2010

to redban

To change the subject of an interesting discussion with a silly or uninteresting subject.
(Like redban from joe rogan podcast always does.)

"Hey man i saw a documentary about scientists who found a planet with life on it.."
-"You know what? i had pizza today and my cat was sick and puked everywhere!"
-"why you need to redban me dude? come on.. just shut up please.."

by carbon_dioxide_silly_boy February 4, 2012

Redbank Sugarlick

When you are so desperate for a blowjob you let your male cousin do it then give him one in return to keep him from telling anyone.

Sarah had dumped P.D. so he had become desperate for his usual Saturday night blow. So when his cousin Mike came over for some XBox playing he begged him for a Redbank Sugarlick. Mike had not had it in awhile from Sarah either so he agreed. Now P.D. can't get Mike to stop coming by the house.

by Jerry Samaria March 1, 2010

Redbank Breathilizer

If you are giving your best friend or relative a blow job then you are to drunk to drive.

I told mom that the Redbank Breathilizer proved that she was to drunk to drive home. And now we have no money to pay for mom's funeral after paying for cousin Benny's penis re-attachment surgery.

by hiemlich schlonge February 22, 2010

Redbank Triple Play

A sexual act that involves having anal sex followed by vagina sex followed by oral sex. The penis can not be cleaned between hole insertions. This act allows the woman to taste herself and her man. And the man has the pleasure of all three holes of his partner.

Samantha and John really enjoyed watching the braves turn a triple-play during their weekend trip to atlanta. This motivated them to try the Redbank Triple Play when they got back to their RV.

by heimlichschlonge March 17, 2010

Redbank Rimjob

Licking the anus of a person whose hemorrhoids are bleeding.

Robbie had read about how much sexual stimulation that a woman can receive from having her anus licked and could not wait to try it on his 8 month pregnant wife Susan. When he got home from setting up the double-wide out in Swansea he found his wife bent over the bathtub giving little Susie a bath so he dropped to his knees and began to lick her where the sun don't shine. But her hemorrhoids were hanging out and bleeding from driving the big rig all day so it ended up being a Redbank Rimjob.

by hiemlich schlonge February 25, 2010

Redbank New England Tour

When a person allows Maine Hot Pocket, New Hampshire Nasty, Vermont Corona Mudslide, Massachusetts Mailbag, Rhode Island hot tub, Connecticut Cowballs to be done to them.

Vicky was hoping that in September she would get to go to New England to see the leaves, but when she was hit by the bus on her way to buy tampons her dreams were ruined until George agreed to give her a Redbank New England Tour.

by dirtyschlonge March 15, 2010