The T-Rex of all dildos. The prophecy is
said that such a dildo still exists to mankind today. This dildo is
said to be "Harder to find than the holy grail". In order to obtain it one must join the gay mafia and pass through the initiation of sucking Satans
thorny cock.
person 1: hey man wanna go
find the Rectillious Dildous Maximus?
person2: Hell to the no! im not
sucking no
thorny cock u fag!