Reclose 

A fairy tale imaginative situation in which you attempt to make yourself seem like a closer, when in reality your lack of confidence drives you to have intercourse with females that you have already closed. Definitely not real, definitely not a close. This is a completely made up term.

“Hey bub, I just reclosed Meg” “no Travis, reclosing is fake, it’s not real”

Reclose by Shade45cck July 15, 2021

recluse 

Often times a person who rather than being crazy, is merely beyond tired of and fed up with the blatant narcissism, rudeness, ignorance, stupidity, cruelty, fakeness, hatred, etc. of the human race and chooses to detoxify themselves from the vices societies are swimming in to a greater extent than most. Often times recluses have been known to possess extraordinary genius, talent, and/or vision often mistaken as abnormality and eccentricity by the adherents of a culture's status quo.

Standard Sheeple #1: "My brother's wanting social life is an embarrassment to our entire family when we all get together for Super Bowl Sunday and he never shows up. An antisocial recluse the man is."

Standard Sheeple #2: "Dude, what's his problem? If our brainwashed, plastic, shallow, unhealthy, overly-indulgent, mindless, vacuous, and materialistic culture isn't good enough for him then maybe he should go see a shrink and get on some pills to set him back in line with the rest of us normal and adjusted people."

recluse by ThinknLive87 December 2, 2011

social recluse 

n. A person who voluntarily removes themselves from social situations, or society altogether.

"Dear Diary,
I've decided to become a social recluse. So far, I've lowered my friend count down to a 50 something woman named Robyn, with a 'Y.'"

social recluse by Ironic Ian August 1, 2008

Snow Induced Recluse (SIR)

Someone who stays home all week, doesn't go to college/school, stays home at the weekend and avoids social situation because there is snow outside.

(Phone Conversation)
Person 1 : Where have you been all week, no one has seen or heard from you?!
Person 2: Yeah er. Sorry. Its snowing outside. I mean its cold and err.. dangerous. Oh look at that- Doorbell!! Got to go..
(Hangs Up)
Person 1: Such a Snow Induced Recluse (SIR)

(At School)
Person 1- Alright SIR ..?
Person 2- Shut up.

Snow Induced Recluse (SIR) by Lucy444 January 11, 2010

brown recluse

when the turd that was only moments before ready to force its way out suddenly dissapears. .... a brown recluse

you were on your way to the bathroom to drop number 2 but somebody or something distracted you and it just sorta went away. tomorrow you're in for a nice big surprise. you had a brown recluse

brown recluse by TR horror September 16, 2009

brown recluse

A very poisoness spider, known to cause horribly deforming scars, because it's venom eats away at your skin and muscle tissue.

God save me! I've been bitten by a brown recluse. OHHHH the horror, it's starting to smell like almonds. God Kill Me!

brown recluse by Skizzlemasta October 7, 2003

recluse 

A person who prefers to hide theirself from society.

Syd Barrett (of Pink Floyd) is a recluse.

recluse by SuperSonicX July 29, 2005