Rebroduction

When a bro has a lapse in judgement and gets carried away with a chick. Rebroduction typically takes place 9 months after the encounter. This often results in debroification.

Rebroduction cost John all his bros, hos and beerios

Rebroduction by nik3daz October 7, 2010

Reproduction 

Reproduction is the production of offspring by a sexual process or asexual process.

The vast majority of animal species (including humans) reproduce sexually but some reproduce asexually. In other words, Reproduction in the vast majority of animals is only possible when a male animal and a female animal come together to have sex. This is also known as breeding or mating.

Animals that reproduce sexually, breed with members of the opposite sex due to a desire for sexual pleasure, love, and the need to propagate the next generation.

Heterosexual is the only kind of sex that can lead to sexual reproduction.

Reproduction is essential to the survival of all mammals.

Reproduction by Always striving for Accuracy August 4, 2019

Non-Mechanical Reproduction Simulation 

Sex in half-life 2. A Combine unit that has 100 sterilized credits gets a sex.

Overwatch: Reminder, 100 Sterilized credits qualifies for Non-Mechanical Reproduction Simulation.

Non-Mechanical Reproduction Simulation by CP-1788 April 28, 2021

Reproduction 

The process of something i will never have

“I wish i had sex tonight instead of searching shit in urban dictionary cause im *horny* or curious also whats reproduction”

Reproduction by Dying is gay dude February 2, 2021

Autosexual reproduction 

Reproducing with oneself, such as a hermaphrodite who is not sterile in either set of genitalia or a plant with both male and female parts.

"Well, go fuck yourself!"

"Actually, doing autosexual reproduction sounds like fun right now, thanks."

Autosexual reproduction by Acrazia October 5, 2011

asexual reproduction 

often confused with autosexual reproduction
in asexual reproduction only one organism, which is neither male nor feamale, is involved. the organism reproduces either by
1. fission, litterally spliting itself in half to create two organisms. (imagine having yourself ripped in half, and then each half growing back the half it is missing)
or
2. budding, where the new organism starts of as a growth on the side of the original organism. (like having a little man grow out of you're ass cheek, a little man that is exactly like you)

Yeast cells use asexual reproduction. (specifically the second form, budding)

Single celled organisms often use asexual reproduction (fission).

asexual reproduction by astrocom January 3, 2005

sexual reproduction 

the most embarrassing yet humorous (to some) topic to ever be talked about in a school classroom. Even worse if your crush is there.

Teacher: So today we are starting a new unit on sexual reproduction!

Class: *groans, laughs, blushes, just sits there etc*

sexual reproduction by A Fellow Boi May 30, 2018