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resort by someboooooody January 21, 2012
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Resort by I hope it’s helpful May 4, 2022
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resort injury
The typically minor injuries one can experience during a tropical vacation. May include Sunburn, sandal blisters, sand in the eyes, and hangovers.
Mila will always get hurt when she goes to Hawaii. Her first day resort injury is typically sunburn. She usual comes back looking like a crippled lobster.
resort injury by Shakesmear May 17, 2022
resort fling
A short but sweet romance that happens when you meet someone on vacation. It makes your trip that much more enjoyable and special.
I had the hottest resort fling in Maui. Long walks on the beach, late night swimming under the stars. It was over as soon as it started but something ill never forget.
resort fling by bioluminescence December 3, 2014
Resort To Geronimo
Is the last attempt to knock your prison cell inmate buddy the fuck out before he has his way with your ass.
Be forewarned, a failed attempt at resort to geronimo may create a Geronimo Whiplash situation.
Please refer to Urban Dictionary for Geronimo Whiplash
Be forewarned, a failed attempt at resort to geronimo may create a Geronimo Whiplash situation.
Please refer to Urban Dictionary for Geronimo Whiplash
Hey Hawkins, did you see that inmate resort to geronimo the when he was about to get plugged the other day?
Resort To Geronimo by Dranon Von Ryle August 31, 2011
resort vacation
to lick around, or insert one's tongue into, another person's anal sphincter. More commonly used as a compound verb: "to go on a resort vacation".
It stems from the belief that giving "blow jobs", "rim jobs", and "hand jobs" should not be like going to jobs at all, but enjoyable, like going to resorts or on vacations.
It stems from the belief that giving "blow jobs", "rim jobs", and "hand jobs" should not be like going to jobs at all, but enjoyable, like going to resorts or on vacations.
Male prostitute: Hey baby, what can I do for you?
Greg: I would love to go on a resort vacation.
Male prostitute: Where's the resort?
Greg: In your nice, tight ass.
Greg: I would love to go on a resort vacation.
Male prostitute: Where's the resort?
Greg: In your nice, tight ass.
resort vacation by Erum December 9, 2008
Resort Vacation
to lick around, or insert one's tongue into, another person's anal sphincter. More commonly used as a compound verb: "to go on a resort vacation".
It stems from the belief that giving "blow jobs", "rim jobs", and "hand jobs" should not be like going to jobs at all, but enjoyable, like going to resorts or on vacations.
It stems from the belief that giving "blow jobs", "rim jobs", and "hand jobs" should not be like going to jobs at all, but enjoyable, like going to resorts or on vacations.
Male prostitute: Hey baby, what can I do for you?
Greg: I would love to go on a resort vacation.
Male prostitute: Where's the resort?
Greg: In your nice, tight ass.
Greg: I would love to go on a resort vacation.
Male prostitute: Where's the resort?
Greg: In your nice, tight ass.
Resort Vacation by Erum October 1, 2007
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