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you're shit 

"You're shit" translates into 你是狗屎 in Chinese, a common expression used by Chinese parents to express their displeasure towards their offsprings when a grade of A+ hasn't been achieved.
Father: Hey son, is that duuh A- in Engrish?
Son: Yeah?
Father: You're shit.
you're shit by Mike McJohnson Peter January 22, 2014

get the fuck on before you're shit the fuck on 

See also: get the fuck on and shitted on.

A slang phrase meaning, "If you don't hurry up and do something, you are gonna miss out." or "If you don't do this, you are gonna feel like a dumb shit (like you've been 'shitted on')and regret it later."

Note: 'before' can also be shortened to 'fo' for a more urban slang feel.
Tom: Man, I wanna go get that O of kind bud dude accross town was gonna sell me for half price, but I'm so lazy I don't feel like driving.

Greg: Dude, you better get the fuck on before you're shit the fuck on! Are you fucking retarded?

You're the shit 

It is a compliment towards someone. It roughly translates to, 'You are the coolest." Other adjectives could be in place of coolest, such as, most awesome, best and any other complimentary adjectives.
Bill exclaimed to Joe, "you're the shit!" after Joe took Bill to a party and had enormous amounts of fun.
You're the shit by Betsy February 24, 2005

You’re the shit boss 

When you are doing great. You achieve everything you wish. You don’t need anyone else but you because you’re the shit boss. You can be proud of you when someone tells you this.
- Yo man I just signed a contract for my skate event! Zender is in my dm’s man!
- Omg wow! You’re the shit boss!

You're making shit up because you though I was making shit up

Hym "You're making shit up because you though I was making shit up. Your skeptical and attitude towards me and people like me is why you didn't believe me and not a lack of evidence and now you are trying to exclude me from a remedy that you only know you need because of me. This is not gratitude what you are doing here. You are trying to make it worse for me and I did not do that to you."

You're biting my shit! 

to steal, or take credit for bite
Damn Craiggers, you're biting my shit!
You're biting my shit! by Nic March 16, 2004
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