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ray bans 

A high end sunglasses brand that dates back to 1937. Originally created by Bausch and Lomb, the company was sold to Luxottica, an italian eyewear company. They popularized the aviator and wayfarer style sunglasses. The styles have come and gone alot over the years and wayfarers particularly are making a comeback. Lots of famous people have been caught wearing ray-bans:

Ray-bans in pop culture:
audrey hepburn
tom cruise- risky business, top gun
blues brothers
will smith-men in black
bob dylan
andy warhol
kevin bacon
Douglas MacArthur, full time bad ass...
John Lennon, Travis Bickle, Slash, M. Shadows, Sam Totman, Michael Jackson, Britney Spears, Madonna, Hunter S. Thompson, Dave Gahan, Megan Fox, Irwin Sparkes, Lemmy Kilmister, Johnny Knoxville, Pat Lobene, Freddie Mercury, Roger Waters, Steven Tyler, Axl Rose, Kanye West, Jim Morrison, Mas Oyama, Shahrukh Khan, Jimmy Page, John Bonham, Ely Buendia, Jeff Lynne and GG Allin.

presidents?
John F. Kennedy
Barrack Obama (yes, he has a pair)
"My Ray bans say 'Hand made in italy' however I doubt it."

"you rich bastard, you have ray-bans on"
ray bans by dopplemire April 17, 2009

Ray-Bans 

Absolutely amazing brand of sunglasses/glasses, most widely known for their aviators and wafers, but cost a hella alot of money. Like, $140. If you see someone wearing Ray-Bans, they clearly are well off since they can afford to pay that much for sunglasses. Yes, they are just delightful and everyone wants a pair, but you have to have some serious $$ for Ray-Bans.

Very straight forward way of showing off how rich you are.
That girl must be really rich... she has 4 pairs of Ray-Bans

Whenever I go to The Hamptons, everyone is walking around with Ray-Bans, even when it's cloudy out
Ray-Bans by westchester1 June 27, 2009

Ray Bans 

Dude have you seen that chick with the Ray Bans? Damn bro shes fine!
Ray Bans by iBJocking February 28, 2012

ray-bans 

1. brand name of sunglasses
2. The act of dropping your balls across your partners eyes. (also see teabag)
1. I just dropped a hundy on a new pair of ray-bans, since someone broke into my car and deeboed my old pair.

2. We had this party at the crib, and some nasty skank passed out in my bed. Because she did, I had to drop the ray-bans on her.
ray-bans by ricky roma November 18, 2003

ray bans for teenagers 

Sunglasses that look almost exactly like Ray-Bans, but they don't cost 140$ but cost 2 for 20$ or 15$. They are for teenagers that can't afford 140$, or are smart enough to know that they aren't responsible enough to take care of expensive ray bans so they go buy 4 pairs for 40$ at pac sun.

The Pac Sun Ray bans are also very high quality.

You don't cry if you crack your Pac Sun ray Bans, you just go buy some more.
Materialistic Girl: haha! did you see my new Ray Bans they were 140$!!

Normal person: Cool i got mine for 2 for 20$ at pac sun and they look exactly the same

materialistic girl: whatever!!mine are so much better!

*******2 weeks later********
Normal person: shit i left my sunglasses at the movie theater, I need to get some more

materialistic bitch: OH FUCK!!I BROKE MY RAY BANS!!!!OMG!!!

Normal person: haha thats why when your 13 you dont go buy 140$ sunglasses

*********i don't have anything against Ray-Bans, I think they are beautiful and great sunglasses, I just think your fucking retarted when you buy them when you don't take care of your shit****************

-ray bans for teenagers

Ray Bans 

The act of placing your ballsack on a girl's eye sockets while receiving fellatio from her.
"Hey you shoulda seen the Ray Bans this chick was wearing last night, she couldn't see a damn thing."
Ray Bans by Edogg February 15, 2006
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