P90X

12 weeks of intense cardio, weights, and dieting to get you insanely ripped

P90X will rip you to shreds with proper dieting&nutrition

by iBJocking February 28, 2012

BSN

Bio-Engineered Supplements & Nutrition

The best shit you can buy on the market!

BSN True-Mass is so delicious bro, I swear it tastes just like cake batter!

by iBJocking February 28, 2012

Lifted trucks

Sexy trucks like Chevrolet Z71s or Ford -250s kids jack up to get attention. Works great and gets you a ton of pussy but in turn f*cks up your gears!

Me: Dude I got a skyjacker 6" inch lift for my Silverado, damn that thing looks sexy!

Katie: Hell yeah!

Lifted Trucks

by iBJocking February 28, 2012

Sperrys

Sexy boat shoes

Check out my sperrys bro! They were like $125!

by iBJocking February 28, 2012

Diesel

A) Strong, huge, ripped, muscular, swole, buff

B) Hella expensive clothing line that sells sexy underwear with "DIESEL" on the front

Dude I havn't seen that guy in 4 months, look at his body! DIESEL!

by iBJocking February 28, 2012

Ray Bans

Sexy sunglasses from Italy

Dude have you seen that chick with the Ray Bans? Damn bro shes fine!

by iBJocking February 28, 2012