The Worst NFL team to exist is the Baltimore Ravens or Ratbirds. Known For D riding Lamar Jackson or Crying for a good wide receiver and photo shopping every Good wide receiver in a ugly Ravens Uniform. They love to hate Steelers and Browns fans because they are always losing to them. Please stay away from them they are annoying.
Someone who thinks rape can be a sexuality (please touch some grass you fucking failure)
Person 1: I'm rapesexual!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: It means that I like to rape people
Literally everyone in the entire world: get the fuck away from me you are a disgrace I am going to lock you in a cell and never let you out
Someone who physically can't get an erection or ejaculate without thinking about Austin Reaves
Man, I was with my girlfriend and I couldn't get hard but then I looked at the Poster of Austin Reaves above my bed and lasted about 6 seconds before I remembered Austin Reaves changed his number to number 15 when it was supposed to be 12 and came everywhere... and thats when I realized I am Reavesexual
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.