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Ravensexual

The Worst NFL team to exist is the Baltimore Ravens or Ratbirds. Known For D riding Lamar Jackson or Crying for a good wide receiver and photo shopping every Good wide receiver in a ugly Ravens Uniform. They love to hate Steelers and Browns fans because they are always losing to them. Please stay away from them they are annoying.
Ravensexuals are Trash
Ravensexual by Coolboy1981 May 5, 2021

Rapesexual 

Someone who thinks rape can be a sexuality (please touch some grass you fucking failure)
Person 1: I'm rapesexual!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: It means that I like to rape people
Literally everyone in the entire world: get the fuck away from me you are a disgrace I am going to lock you in a cell and never let you out
Rapesexual by CassDefinitions February 11, 2022

Rapesexual 

Some fucking rapist trying to desperately to be valid and accepted that they invent a sexuality so they can excuse their illegal behavior.
1:Hey, what’s your sexuality?
2:I’m rapesexual!
1:I’m calling the police.
Rapesexual by BLIZZYBOI April 10, 2022

Rapesexual 

An invalid gender. Usually used by motherfucking dumbass cretins that resort to rapism to finally touch a woman.

These people try to make their rapism "valid" by turning it into a gender.
Person 1: So, what sexuality are you?
Person 2: I'm Transgender, what sexuality are you?
Person 1: I'm rapesexual.

Then Person 2 runs away as fast as they can and calls the cops.
Rapesexual by CrownIR May 22, 2022

Reavesexual 

Someone who physically can't get an erection or ejaculate without thinking about Austin Reaves
Man, I was with my girlfriend and I couldn't get hard but then I looked at the Poster of Austin Reaves above my bed and lasted about 6 seconds before I remembered Austin Reaves changed his number to number 15 when it was supposed to be 12 and came everywhere... and thats when I realized I am Reavesexual
Reavesexual by AustinReaves April 30, 2023

Ramensexual 

When the ramen is too hot to handle....
Person 1: Oh? You just finished making ramen? I'm uh- ramensexual.
Person 2: What?
Person 1: *aggressively thrusting ramen*
Ramensexual by Maple_IsDed June 7, 2021
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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