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Reavesexual 

Someone who physically can't get an erection or ejaculate without thinking about Austin Reaves
Man, I was with my girlfriend and I couldn't get hard but then I looked at the Poster of Austin Reaves above my bed and lasted about 6 seconds before I remembered Austin Reaves changed his number to number 15 when it was supposed to be 12 and came everywhere... and thats when I realized I am Reavesexual
Reavesexual by AustinReaves April 30, 2023
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Rapesexual 

Someone who thinks rape can be a sexuality (please touch some grass you fucking failure)
Person 1: I'm rapesexual!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: It means that I like to rape people
Literally everyone in the entire world: get the fuck away from me you are a disgrace I am going to lock you in a cell and never let you out
Rapesexual by CassDefinitions February 11, 2022

Rapesexual 

Some fucking rapist trying to desperately to be valid and accepted that they invent a sexuality so they can excuse their illegal behavior.
1:Hey, what’s your sexuality?
2:I’m rapesexual!
1:I’m calling the police.
Rapesexual by BLIZZYBOI April 10, 2022

Rapesexual 

An invalid gender. Usually used by motherfucking dumbass cretins that resort to rapism to finally touch a woman.

These people try to make their rapism "valid" by turning it into a gender.
Person 1: So, what sexuality are you?
Person 2: I'm Transgender, what sexuality are you?
Person 1: I'm rapesexual.

Then Person 2 runs away as fast as they can and calls the cops.
Rapesexual by CrownIR May 22, 2022

rhaesexual 

implying asexual with a hint of attraction to females thats mostly dormant, being a beta faggot cuck
"hey rhae"
"sup?"
"what's your sexuality?"
"oh, it's rhaesexual"
rhaesexual by bitchcuckpenis July 12, 2017

Revsexual 

Revsexual means being attracted to people that have anything in their name "Rev". They will be just attracted to them, not in sexual way maybe, but just won't stop thinking about them or will want to spend time with them.
Person1: "Hey there Revitic! How are ya!"
Revitic: "Uhh, hey."
Person1: "Damn is it me or is it hot here today hm.."
Revitic: "It's only you"
Person1: "Naww I think you're just making me hot and horny for ya"
Revitic: "I think you're just Revsexual you know, you have no literal interest in me other than my name..."
Revsexual by CPT. tele November 15, 2022

rafesexual 

when you are in deep love with rafe cameron that you would let him shoot you
someone: what is your sexuality?
me: oh, me? im a rafesexual
rafesexual by drewstarkeylover September 5, 2021
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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