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Reavesexual 

Someone who physically can't get an erection or ejaculate without thinking about Austin Reaves
Man, I was with my girlfriend and I couldn't get hard but then I looked at the Poster of Austin Reaves above my bed and lasted about 6 seconds before I remembered Austin Reaves changed his number to number 15 when it was supposed to be 12 and came everywhere... and thats when I realized I am Reavesexual
Reavesexual by AustinReaves April 30, 2023
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Rapesexual 

Someone who thinks rape can be a sexuality (please touch some grass you fucking failure)
Person 1: I'm rapesexual!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: It means that I like to rape people
Literally everyone in the entire world: get the fuck away from me you are a disgrace I am going to lock you in a cell and never let you out
Rapesexual by CassDefinitions February 11, 2022

Rapesexual 

Some fucking rapist trying to desperately to be valid and accepted that they invent a sexuality so they can excuse their illegal behavior.
1:Hey, what’s your sexuality?
2:I’m rapesexual!
1:I’m calling the police.
Rapesexual by BLIZZYBOI April 10, 2022

Rapesexual 

An invalid gender. Usually used by motherfucking dumbass cretins that resort to rapism to finally touch a woman.

These people try to make their rapism "valid" by turning it into a gender.
Person 1: So, what sexuality are you?
Person 2: I'm Transgender, what sexuality are you?
Person 1: I'm rapesexual.

Then Person 2 runs away as fast as they can and calls the cops.
Rapesexual by CrownIR May 22, 2022

rhaesexual 

implying asexual with a hint of attraction to females thats mostly dormant, being a beta faggot cuck
"hey rhae"
"sup?"
"what's your sexuality?"
"oh, it's rhaesexual"
rhaesexual by bitchcuckpenis July 12, 2017

Revsexual 

Revsexual means being attracted to people that have anything in their name "Rev". They will be just attracted to them, not in sexual way maybe, but just won't stop thinking about them or will want to spend time with them.
Person1: "Hey there Revitic! How are ya!"
Revitic: "Uhh, hey."
Person1: "Damn is it me or is it hot here today hm.."
Revitic: "It's only you"
Person1: "Naww I think you're just making me hot and horny for ya"
Revitic: "I think you're just Revsexual you know, you have no literal interest in me other than my name..."
Revsexual by CPT. tele November 15, 2022

rafesexual 

when you are in deep love with rafe cameron that you would let him shoot you
someone: what is your sexuality?
me: oh, me? im a rafesexual
rafesexual by drewstarkeylover September 5, 2021
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Palmela Handerson 

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Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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