Ramensexual

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When the ramen is too hot to handle....

Person 1: Oh? You just finished making ramen? I'm uh- ramensexual.
Person 2: What?
Person 1: *aggressively thrusting ramen*

Ramensexual by Maple_IsDed June 7, 2021

Words you can keep

Rapesexual

Someone who thinks rape can be a sexuality (please touch some grass you fucking failure)

Person 1: I'm rapesexual!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: It means that I like to rape people
Literally everyone in the entire world: get the fuck away from me you are a disgrace I am going to lock you in a cell and never let you out

Rapesexual by CassDefinitions February 11, 2022

Related Words

Ramensexual • Ravensexual • Rapesexual • raesexual • rafesexual • romansexual • Raevensexual • rainsexual • ramisexual • rampsexual

Rapesexual

Some fucking rapist trying to desperately to be valid and accepted that they invent a sexuality so they can excuse their illegal behavior.

1:Hey, what’s your sexuality?
2:I’m rapesexual!
1:I’m calling the police.

Rapesexual by BLIZZYBOI April 10, 2022

Rapesexual

An invalid gender. Usually used by motherfucking dumbass cretins that resort to rapism to finally touch a woman.

These people try to make their rapism "valid" by turning it into a gender.

Person 1: So, what sexuality are you?
Person 2: I'm Transgender, what sexuality are you?
Person 1: I'm rapesexual.

Then Person 2 runs away as fast as they can and calls the cops.

Rapesexual by CrownIR May 22, 2022

rainsexual

When someone is attracted to rain

Person 1- hey what’s your sexuality?
Person 2- rainsexual

rainsexual by Orangefis January 1, 2021

Romeosexual

Romeosexual (N.) A Romeosexual is a Male or Female who is neither gay or straight. They dedicate their whole love life to a person for years and years even if they are not dating them. (Like Romeo from "Romeo & Juliet".)

Hilton: Hey, what's that guy's deal? Is he gay or straight?

Clooney: Nah, he's a total Romeosexual. He has been idolizing over a girl for 4 years. He completely shuts out any other girl that talks to him for her.

Romeosexual by TheBWACKdwagon January 4, 2010

rafesexual

when you are in deep love with rafe cameron that you would let him shoot you

someone: what is your sexuality?
me: oh, me? im a rafesexual

rafesexual by drewstarkeylover September 5, 2021

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026