Rattles 

A herd or group of socially retarded people.

Similar to cattle, rattles tend to travel as a herd or group. Can be readily seen on the freeways of the United States blocking the fast lane or signaling 5 blocks before turning.

Rattles by Curlis October 28, 2007

Rattles' Law 

A theory proposed by Gamesradar.com's Rattlehead stating that the weirder the porn is, the less attractive the pornstars are.

Man 1: "Eeewww man, how come whenever I look up scat the girls are always ugly as hell?"
Man 2: "It is called "Rattles' law". Try looking up normal stuff

Rattles' Law by Dr. Manyspawn November 22, 2011

Rattles my cage 

To be severely irritated or annoyed. Equivalent to "Grinds my gears" or "Pisses me off"

I hate this teacher! He just Rattles my cage!

Rattles my cage by Luke Austin April 11, 2008

rattles your chains 

an expression used in relation to "floats your boat"

kitey (11:54:32 PM): yes amazing
kitey (11:54:33 PM): no me
kitey (11:54:35 PM): not you!
tdavenport(11:54:36 PM): o
tdavenport(11:54:40 PM): idk bout tht
tdavenport (11:54:51 PM): whatever rattles your chains

rattles your chains by tdavenport001 February 18, 2009

Mount Pleasant Rattlesnake 

This is when you are jerking off all over a girl's face and wearing a watch or bracelet on your jerking wrist that makes a rattling noise.

Last night, I straddled her and jerked off all over her... We were pretty quiet, except for the sound of the Mount Pleasant Rattlesnake.

Mount Pleasant Rattlesnake by Bog-man July 12, 2016

detroit rattlesnake

A homeless person from Detroit who possesses a cup full of spare change that, when shaken, produce the sound of a rattlesnakes tail

"Better watch out, there's a Detroit Rattlesnake on this block

detroit rattlesnake by YaBoiChrent January 31, 2017

detroit rattlesnake

using spare change in a cup to make the sound of a rattlesnake : typically done by a homeless person.

guy 1: "I was about to give this homeless guy some money, but then I heard a rattlesnake and ran away."
guy 2: "You idiot, that was just a detroit rattlesnake."

detroit rattlesnake by DontYellAtMeImJustAWhiteGuy January 31, 2017