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Rattlesnatch 

1: Someone who is such a fucking whore that they'd fuck a rattlesnake if they could ONLY HOLD IT STILL LONG ENOUGH.
2: Someone who's such a whore and has spread her legs so much that when she fucks her Snatch rattles.
3: A Bitch who has fucked so much that her snatch is so empty and wide that even the biggest thickest cock makes it Rattle like the dime inside a huge metal coffe-can.
1: Paris Hilton is such a Rattlesnatch!
2: I hear rattling, Lindsay Lohan must be near!
3: Shhh, i hear a clinkity clink rattling noise... Its just so faint... oh wait, your cunt's so wide that the sound is being produced by my massive black cock rattleing inside of you looking for a little lining that might be left somewhere. *Rattle rattle* nope, your too much of a rattlesnatch.
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rattlesnatch 

A word that has no real definition and is said when a reply cannot be thought up quickly enough.
Hey Jim, what are you going to do about the termight infestation in your mother's teeth?

Rattlesnatch
rattlesnatch by Branden AaseN January 19, 2004

Ramblesnatch 

A rare, loud exotic drunk woman known to frequent bars in southern states. Usually carries a beer bong in one hand full of whiskey, and twin babies in the other arm. Often wears def leppard tshirts, and performs Mexican voodoo while taking long shits while playing Super Nintendo
Check it out over there, Darrell. It's one of them Ramblesnatch bitches you been lookin for!! Get some
Ramblesnatch by Yahoo!'s May 7, 2017

rattlesnack 

A treatment for a snake bite, where the victim is sucked off ( see "blow-job") and the semen is dileverd orally to the bite wound and then covered with a cold damp cloth until help arrives.
I got bit yesterday, luckily kelsies mom was there to give me a rattlesnack!
rattlesnack by Batemaster69 June 24, 2015

battlesnatch

A competition involving vagina vs. vagina where the best "snatch" wins.
Kelly's pussy and Amanda's vagina competed in a battlesnatch competition.
battlesnatch by TheHero40 September 6, 2012

battlesnatch

A vagina that has been wounded or disfigured through the combat of giving birth.
"I didn't mind eating out my wife's pretty pussy but since the birth of my twins I hate going near that battlesnatch".
battlesnatch by Rotten Prince March 22, 2010