A former alternative teenage male who has grown out of the times, but still thinks they’re edgy style fits who they are. Often associated with addiction issues, studded belts & child support
I ran into Kyle at the bar yesterday, he’s was rambling about “grabbing’ an Axe from the pawn shop & getting the band back together” while he did a hot rail off the urinal. i think he’s going for king of the Bunny Rats.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.