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Jay: Hey who ate my last Eggo?!

Jim: (pointing) That rastard over there.

Rastard: Hey you never said leggo my Eggo...

Jay: Well at least I have a father...

rastard by Rex Kwon Do Dojo November 1, 2008

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Rastard

A small, feeble, weak, uncool, not robust, runt of the pack rat.

Ah! You’ve done it now, Rastard!

Son of a Rastard!

I’m gonna shoot your Rastard, you Rastard!

Rastard by BigSkillet15 June 19, 2021

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Rastard

exceptionally unintelligent and/or mean-spirited Jamaican, or thereabouts

I hear Bob Marley got caught skinning cats in his front yard. What a rastard.

Rastard by .N.A. December 10, 2010

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rustard

An insult meaning russian retard
The "rustard" term came from Dota 2.

EU player: fucking rustard
Rustard: SOLO MID OR FEED

rustard by allonzo July 25, 2019

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Rashard

An amazing, loyal trust worthy guy that will always has your back he is that guy that gets all the shortys and will choose the one he actually loves and he will love u till the day he dies.

Rashard is hot

Rashard by Abbie kriticos April 21, 2018

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Radtarded

Getting totally awesome and totally not awesome all at the same time, but with totally awesome results.

"I was playing wall ball with Gary Busey this weekend and then we went drove a dragster to the bar and drank a ton of beer. I barfed but then I found a suitcase full of money, so the next day we went sky diving.
It was radtarded."

Radtarded by S. Kinevil ESQ. February 5, 2009

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rastad

When you are high on marijuana

I'm so rastad after smoking that joint

rastad by emilejfagerstromiv December 10, 2018

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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