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Anyone who makes up their own words and babbles them in a monotone with tired 1990s clichés about drugs, violence, sex, and money over a repetitive beat box and synthesizer loop with his hand on his crank. Usually has several "musicians" to back him up in case the other "band" wants to steal his equipment and sell it for crack. To portray a false illusion of musical talent they usually include a female soul singer in their recording so she can hide their crack in her panties.
Y'all wiggas will buy any CD by any raptard that the media will market to your demographic. MTV is one of the biggest marketers of raptards.
raptard by wigga June 24, 2003
Anyone who makes predictions as to when the Rapture or the end of the world will occur. A combination of the words "rapture" and "retard".
The man who predicted the world to end on May 21, 2011 is such a raptard.
Raptard by Spartacus262 September 24, 2011
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Can be one of two things.
Either:
1) A stupid wannabe rapper like 50 cent or Ja rule
2) A really foolish and crazy religious dude from the RaptureReady.com website. And since most of the people on that site are already kind of nutty, a true Raptard will stand out and shine, believe me.
Raptards like 50 cent suck ass and should eat dirt. At least the second kind of raptard is somewhat interesting.
Raptard by Submitters of Words June 28, 2011
Someone who can be very smart, but chooses to be dumb and make no sense when they talk.
Aldin was being a raptard today. Nobody could understand anything that was coming out of his mouth. What a raptard.
Raptard by liljoshe April 25, 2017

Radtarded 

Getting totally awesome and totally not awesome all at the same time, but with totally awesome results.
"I was playing wall ball with Gary Busey this weekend and then we went drove a dragster to the bar and drank a ton of beer. I barfed but then I found a suitcase full of money, so the next day we went sky diving.
It was radtarded."
Radtarded by S. Kinevil ESQ. February 5, 2009

Radtarded 

Getting totally awesome and totally not awesome all at the same time, but with totally awesome results.
I was playing wall ball with Gary Busey this weekend and then we
drove a dragster to the bar and drank a ton of beer. I barfed but then
I found a suitcase full of money, so the next day we went sky diving.
It was radtarded.
Radtarded by S. Kinevil ESQ. February 7, 2009
For someone to be a random retard. A person we don't know, but the only thing we know about them, is that they're a retard. Hence the term, "Rantard."
> GTA Online <
Rantard: *dies*
Heist Host: Fucking rantard. The guy jumped out of the Kuruma almost at the end here and smacked a tree then died. Nice!
Other Heist Associate: Fucking random retard.
Rantard by Kush N' Mangoz February 1, 2017
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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