Rasmüssen 

verb.

To forcefully smush, with one's open hand, a body part on another person; typically, but not limited to the face or penis.

After I rasmüssen your stupid face I'm going to take my hand and rasmüssen your penis.

Rasmüssen by marchofthepugs February 12, 2022

Rasmussen

Verb. In golf, the use of a putter from at least 20 yards from the green

I am 40 yards from the green but I think I'm going to totally Rasmussen it.

Rasmussen by The Peedoc June 10, 2017

Rasmussen

Word meaning, cool, Genius and over all awesome.
Used to compliment somebody.

That kid is a rasmussen

Rasmussen by maSDF August 31, 2006

rasmussen

the fable creature that picks up pennies, asks for dimes and always buys bohemian beer becasue it is 50 cents less than canadian, this species consists of hot females and skinny gay soccer playing males.

rasmussen played dance dance revolution
for 58 cents

yo rasmussen r u going out, no im playing soccer 2morrow

rasmussen by hotssisa October 13, 2006

Rasmussen

Derek Rasmussen: A raging homosexual with a narrow throat and a WIDE asshole that prefers drinking semen instead of beer.

After a sword fight in his mouth, a punctured tonsil, and a rock hard trouser snake exploding in his anus…. He realized that cum was 95% of his diet. It was at this moment he realized he was Rasmussen!

Rasmussen by Bucky Bear September 29, 2022

Rasmussen

Verb. To leave work for a break or lunch when you are at the busiest point and leaving your coworkers to cover your workload. Returning when everything it done.

That Paul is a real tool, he totally Rasmussened me when he went on break earlier. He came back when all his work was done!

Rasmussen by JNorman911 August 22, 2017

Rasmussen

A big boobed, slutly hoe bag, who dwells in anal corners and feeds off sweaty scrotums.

Wow that girl is such a rasmussen!

Rasmussen by tarzan fan July 10, 2009