One of the great tribunal rebels leading the rebelion on the island of Aloysius. He leads a rebellion with Don Hock and Sung Bung He is a devoute follower of the left wing extremist gods Mark Chavez, Chris DiBrino, and Wan DiEggo. This one man is responsible for the destruction of The Saint's iron rule on the frigid northern mountain region of Aloysius. The Saint was well known for using sound to terrorize and kill Aloysian rebels. Because of this, and teh teachings of Mark Chavez, he no longer listens to music.

"All hail Miguel!"
"Miguel is our great leader!"
"Hey everyone, its Miguel, Sung Bung, and Don Hock! Lets bow down to them and give them money and let them have sex with our hot wives and stuff! Yah!!!"

Miguel Rascon Sphen by Mike and Dan November 12, 2004

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Adan Rascon

Adan is the type of guy who is strong, intelligent and hot. He is the kid everyone, wants to date, but he is also very emotional. He is a kind person, but he has potential to be mean, and hurt your feelings, but he doesn't ever mean it.

Adan Rascon is my very best friend, he is sensitive, kind, and caring.

Adan Rascon by Nice and Honest December 7, 2021

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Rashonda

A girl who is very caring and will put others before herself. She will give you the shirt off her back and expect nothing in return. She loves everything and everybody. She doesnt look for others to notice her for what she does for other but accepts acknowledgement. She's confident, beautiful, shy and free spirited but at the same time doesnt take anyones shit. If you fall in love with her and treat her right just know she will love you a million times more than what you expect. Shes a lady in the street but behind closed doors shes a freak. She can be the sweetest thing ever but fuck with her and she turns cold as an icebox. Shes a nightmare dressed like a daydream

Have you about heard about Rashonda...Hell yeah id bang her

Rashonda by Heyheyheyo April 29, 2016

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Rayconned

rayconned (verb) past tense one who has believed the hype. Perhaps misled by a trusted youtuber turned shill. The present participle of rayconned is rayconning.

see also Raycon
transitive verb. 1 : to swindle audio enthusiasts out of their money.

"Fuck I really got rayconned... I should've saved my money!"

actual examples and testimonials from the web include:

"Those fucking Raycon earbuds are dog shit. I'm really disappointed at idubbbz for putting his name on this garbage...
This gay retard lied to us about them being a quality product."
"like a dog urinating directly into your ear"
"like listening to a muddy dogfart"
"damn not armoured skep too unsubbed"
"never thought I'd see chris (raygun) shill for raycon"

Rayconned by Tuvak Shakur June 29, 2020

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