Rapestang

The term given to the SN95 body style Ford Mustang, specifically the years 94-98, with mismatched paint, oxidation, exposed wiring and leaky exhaust. Drivers of the Rapestang like 70s classic rock, FourLoko, cheap beer, meth and cigarettes while projecting the aura of someone with experience at date rape. They can usually be found at Walmart checking out aftermarket accessories for their ride or hitting on women in the bar at Chili’s or Applebees.

Al: Hey Dustin? You taking Carol Ann out tonight?

Dustin: Yeah bro! I’m rolling up to her place at 8 and taking her for a ride in the Rapestang!

Al: Badass!

by Chairman Al May 6, 2025

Rapestang

Also known as the SN95 Mustang (94-98). These are the cars of choice for American men who sport mullets, love classic rock, smoke meth, non-filter cigarettes, drink a mix of Four Loko and MD 20/20 called 'Southern Pride', and have forcible sex with the unwilling (aka rape). Rapestangs can be easily identified by the shitty paint, smokey exhaust, and hundreds of dollars of aftermarket add-ons (muffler tips, fancy rims, and wheel well led lighting) which exceed the value of the car. Actively avoid any Rapestang on the road.

"Hey Sally, are you going to go on a date with Brian?"
"Naw. He's cute but I saw him leaving the bar in a Rapestang."
"Eeeew!"

by Chairman Al May 10, 2025

Rapescan

The real name of the "Rapiscan Secure 1000" naked body scanners that are being widely deployed in US airports by TSA. They bombard you with cancer producing radiation so some uneducated TSA guy hidden in a secret jack-off room somewhere can see your thorough your clothes and examine your tits and labia to be sure you are not a terrorist.

Also known at "the cancerous walls of death" because of the uncontained radiation they produce.

They have Rapescan naked body scanners at LAX now.

by Kutygrl January 7, 2011

Rapexting

Sexting without participants consent.

Chuck! Stop rapexting me. My parents read my text messages.

by twinjason November 10, 2010

rapestache

noun 1) Obscure facial hair atop the lips of males often identified as serial rapists. 2) The sad result seen on faces of pubescent boys in their failed attempt to grow a mustache

15-year-old Joseph did not shave for 3 months, and that is why he now has a rapestache.

by grumbacher March 6, 2004

Rapelang

The name Rapelang is a Setswana name given to individuals of utmost importance to the world. The world revolves around these individuals and you should bow down to them when you meet. Additionally, this individual will get many wins in life. And they’re never ugly. And they smell good.

Oh My Days! Look! It’s Rapelang! We live to serve you, oh noble one!

by Boy Swiftie November 23, 2021

Tormund rajestan

Being a Tormund Rajestan means that you have a rich way of acting but also have a tendency to act barbaric.

Often used to when making a strange face which shows royalty and barbarism.

Don’t ever look at me looking like Tormund Rajestan

by Mr.beast123 April 12, 2023