Tenticle Rape Insurance
Insurance that will cover you in the event that any form of tenticle un-consensually penetrates you.
Slogan: We can't heal your scars, and we can't help you regain your virginity, but we will help you through this.
Slogan: We can't heal your scars, and we can't help you regain your virginity, but we will help you through this.
"Dude, what's wrong, you're walking kinda funny?"
"Ugh, I was swimming and this giant squid shoved a tenticle up my ass."
"You were raped by a squid?"
"Pretty much."
"Damn."
"Good thing I have Tenticle Rape Insurance, they'll help me through this."
"Ugh, I was swimming and this giant squid shoved a tenticle up my ass."
"You were raped by a squid?"
"Pretty much."
"Damn."
"Good thing I have Tenticle Rape Insurance, they'll help me through this."
Tenticle Rape Insurance by TimPestilence July 25, 2009
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tentacle rape
A type of adult anime or hentai which features characters (stereotypically and disturbingly young females) getting sexually violated by penis-shaped tentacles of a demon or mollusk or malfunctioning machine. Usually the tentacles produce an impossible amount of semen, and in some cases, the victim is fucked to death. How somebody can create or even get off on that shit is beyond all known logic.
tentacle rape by otaku killer September 2, 2003
tentacle rape
Usually in adult-oriented Japanese Anime, when a large tentacled monster violates a woman in several orifices with his tentacles.
Also used synonymously with phrases like "took it up the ass"
Also used synonymously with phrases like "took it up the ass"
tentacle rape by Omniverse March 27, 2003
tentacle rape
The act of sexually assaulting a woman with tentacles. Since no human being can really sprout tentacles, this is generally restricted to Japanese Hentai. A versatile entity, such as a robot or alien, can perform tentacle rape on multiple victims at the same time.
Guy: you're a freaky slut aren't you
Girl: yea baby, give it to me
<Guy sprouts tentacles and rapes her orfices>
Girl: yea baby, give it to me
<Guy sprouts tentacles and rapes her orfices>
tentacle rape by blarg July 7, 2004
tentacle rape
I'd love to tell one of the best free tentacle sex stories. Once a girl went to visit her friend who lived far away from famous river. When the sexy hentai girl reached the bridge she met a real tentacle monster! It was an ugly and brutal creature that loves sweet babe's pussies. It suddenly attacks the girl and twines her so fiercely. Our sexy teen babe is shocked of reality. But there is no time to think! The monster prepared to give this horny bitch a real tentacles fuck ride! Adorable pretty girl tries to resist tentacle rape hentai action but every motion hurts. Soon babe stopped to fight and got top pleasure of hard tentacle fuck that she had firstly in her life!
tentacle rape by lonewolf1337 January 10, 2011
Tentacle Rape
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