Ranver

Ranver is a name derived from the word/name "River". Ranvers are known to be funny, selfless, and introverted. they can be hard to find, but when you do find one, you'll never want to let go. they can be trusted with any secret and will help you in your darkest times, although they might have trouble accepting help themselves. Ranvers are kind and are beautiful inside and out, and if you find one, you should cherish their friendship forever.

have you met Ranver? they're so cool, I wish I was their friend!

Ranver by imboredonthetoiletrn November 23, 2021

Ranger Up 

To summon your inner manhood- prepare yourself for an immense amount of suffering and learn to enjoy it. To man up and keep pushing either in a combat situation or a civil situation.

"Private, I don't give a f*ck if your feet are bleeding ranger up and finish this ruck march."
"Bro, this chick is super hot but shes got a fat friend who needs a companion, ranger up and be a wingman"
"Half of my equipment is broken, people are shooting at me, but I still ranger up and keep humping along"

"the fuck you mean you cant drink anymore, ranger up son"

Ranger Up by thatonedudewiththebigcawk October 22, 2013

Ranger Shot 

(n): A bottle-cap/top sized shot of any liquor snorted via the nose.

Friend: "Take this Ranger Shot to wake you up." *pours a splash of Bacardi 151 in it's top*

Me: "Ok!"
*grabs the top, tilts it back, and snorts the alcohol*

Me: "Wow! That fucking hurts! Let's go light things on fire!"

Ranger Shot by Bobby Bushay February 19, 2015

sack ranger 

random guy in the gym locker room who checks out other guys junk... also friend who checks out your package while taking a drunken piss

this damn sack ranger at the gym today had his eyes all over my shit man!

sack ranger by JamesW June 22, 2006

fake raver

twelve year-old tennie bopper e tards that think that being a raver is all about rolling balls,making shitty techno tracks on your mac book, claiming that daft punk and justice was your MOST recent discovery, competing with your friends to see who can pop the most pills in one night without siezuring, and repping candies when you dont even know how to make one.If you want to find a fake raver just go to the next massive and look around you.

Sally-"John is such a fake raver, ever since he went to EDC he's been thizzing every weekend and blasts sandstorm every chance he gets!"
Suzie-"I hate fake ravers..."

fake raver by beezypleezy May 23, 2009

new wave raver 

A new-wave fanatic, essentially. They can exist during the 80's, or present date... but they are generally seen wearing outrageous outfits in the former, and sometimes unfortunately, in the latter.

brian: "Dude, did you see that guy drive by in a checkered shirt and neon orange glasses blasting Gary Numan!? Total new wave raver!"

new wave raver by brianxymox May 19, 2006

treasure ranger

Someone who shops curbsides, trash bins and dumpsters for useful or valuable items, often items that just need to be cleaned slightly to appear new again. A treasure ranger is always on the look out for free stuff during their daily lives and does not like the terms "dumpster diving" or "trash picking" because they don't go to places just to search through the trash, but instead have eagle eyes and will divert course to save a cool thing from it's landfill fate.

Beth and I treasure ranger'd a brand new bookshelf and two cute Target laundry baskets that just need to be cleaned on the way home.

treasure ranger by budgetgirl August 9, 2017