Rantchain 

When some obnoxious person jumps on your chain or conversational thread and hijacks it with a rant that a zillion other people also rant on, ruining your original idea in the process

On my thread about my sister and her cat, some idiot turned it into a rantchain about wearing masks, or not wearing mask... I couldn't track the stupidity and deleted the whole thing.

Rantchain by M-pathetic November 17, 2020

Ranching

Gape your sexual partner and pour ranch dressing (usually hidden valley) in their butt hole and use it as a lubricant for intercourse.

Time to Ranch whats hidden in your valley.

the act of ranching

Ranching by SpiritOfSun February 11, 2020

ranching it 

A slang term for male masturbation.

Ranch dressing resembles semen, so "raching it" means jacking off.

"I heard Joe was ranching it in the school bathroom Tuesday!"

ranching it by lalala45677 January 22, 2009

ranchinara 

Dipping your cheese sticks in ranch and marinara to create ranchinara (the best sauce for cheese sticks).

Dude, I'm glad I decided to serve the cheese sticks with ranch and marinara. The ranchinara lovers are going wild.

ranchinara by Sista Jude April 29, 2010

Ratchling

-Noun

Derivative of Ratchet. A Ratchling is the offspring of a Ratchet being. Once hatched and nursed to it's Ratchet ways, said offspring becomes a full grown Ratchling.

If said creature is spotted please call the ASPCA as soon as possible as rabbies is a common ailment of unvaccinated Rachtlings.

Girl 1: "Crystal is pregnant"

Girl 2: "That Ratchet girl is having a baby?"

Girl 1: "Yea, She's having a little Ratchling"

Girl 2: "She better have that thing Vaccinated"

Ratchling by Teeeeee March 4, 2013

ding-ratching

1.another form of chafing of the penis,do to constant masturbation

1.dude,since my girls been out of town,i have been exposed to an excess of ding-ratching

ding-ratching by lucas mcrevere June 16, 2004

Ranchin' it Up

The act of enjoying yourself thoroughly.

* Derives from the act of eating Fayze's in La Crosse.

Tim: "What are you doing Steve?"
Steve: "I'm just laying on my couch watching a movie"
Tim: "I'm at work while you're just sitting around ranchin' it up without a care in the world!"

Ranchin' it Up by Alteez June 21, 2011