Ranchini

A sex act in which a male is banging a female type doggystyle and when he is about to cum he pulls out and gets a ranch bottle ready for action. At that moment, he begins to dump ranch all over the female types upper/lower back and ass as if he is droppin' an outstanding jizzbomb load all over her. Prep: Make sure to have the ranch at least at room temperature. Also, make sure you get the biggest bottle of ranch you can find. Might have to make modifications to the ranch bottle so it pours the ranch out at a prime rate.

"I have that bitch the ranchini with the nigger family sized bottle of ranch."
"Leeroy: Yoooooo nigha, I gave dat bic da ranchini but with dat dere sweet baby rays nigger BBQ sauce...ya nigha ran out of Stubb's."

by ScorchingTurkey May 28, 2013

Ranching

Gape your sexual partner and pour ranch dressing (usually hidden valley) in their butt hole and use it as a lubricant for intercourse.

Time to Ranch whats hidden in your valley.

the act of ranching

by SpiritOfSun February 11, 2020

ranching it

A slang term for male masturbation.

Ranch dressing resembles semen, so "raching it" means jacking off.

"I heard Joe was ranching it in the school bathroom Tuesday!"

by lalala45677 January 22, 2009

ranchinara

Dipping your cheese sticks in ranch and marinara to create ranchinara (the best sauce for cheese sticks).

Dude, I'm glad I decided to serve the cheese sticks with ranch and marinara. The ranchinara lovers are going wild.

by Sista Jude April 29, 2010

Ranchification

The applying of RANCH onto absolutely any food because you're most likely an insane man named Eric the Electric who does food challenges for a living but still manages to be in better shape than me.

"RANCHIFICATION WILL BE IN THE DICTIONARY SOON JUST WAIT)

by Wïñk November 26, 2018

Ranchin' it Up

The act of enjoying yourself thoroughly.

* Derives from the act of eating Fayze's in La Crosse.

Tim: "What are you doing Steve?"
Steve: "I'm just laying on my couch watching a movie"
Tim: "I'm at work while you're just sitting around ranchin' it up without a care in the world!"

by Alteez June 21, 2011

Ranching

Once you cumm inside your partner's mouth she/he will spit it up into the air. You try to catch it in your mouth then you make the choice to spit or swallow.

This girl taught me how to ranch, we were Ranching all night.

by Sugar Daddy K February 4, 2009