Randallism

(ran-dul-izm) noun: 1.belief that Randall is greater than all other people. 2. A cult formed by the good people of Bostwana worshiping the total pwnage of Randall over all other forms of life and intelligenge.

The Randallism movement has spread his pwnage all over Southern Africa.

by King Randall July 16, 2008

Randallize

In cooking terms, to burn a meal to the point where it is virtually unservable; to grossly overseason a dish so that it is inedible; or to perform some other act of gross incompetence.

If you combine four pounds of ground hamburger with four pounds of refried beans, you may be clever enough to become a cook at Taco Tim's. But, if you foolishly add six pounds of jalapeno peppers to that mixture, you've just Randallized it and there will be a lot of complaints from the customers.

by Steve Mueller July 9, 2004

randalling

To artfully avoid answering personal questions by slightly changing the topic, or by replying with a related question, in such a way that the person who asked the initial question is unaware of what has just happened. This style was first made (in)famous as the signature move of one Dr. Randall, following its identification and labeling by a brilliant and eloquent coworker, circa 2008. It then spread across the Western United States in the coming decade. Legend has it that said coworker, despite having developed a great friendship with the elusive Dr. Randall, has nevertheless never been invited into his home.

During the interrogation, he was randalling himself out of the question of where we has on the night of the murder. The cop ended up admitting to the crime himself!

by LuluMcWordsmith June 3, 2014

Randallize

The act of telling someone, like a boss or friend, that you will be arriving at a certain time, only to send a text 2 hours late explaining why you couldn't make it. Thus making yourself look like an ass.

Boss: " When did he say he would be in?"
Employee: " 8:00 am sir."
- 10:30 am
Employee: " Sir, he just texted me saying he had to take his grandma to her funeral."
Boss: " Dammit he Randallized us."

by FlopJock June 30, 2020

randallize

To ask a question you already know the answer, just to make yourself feel smarter or to monopolize the conversation.

That new guy is always ranallizing the conversation. I hate his guts.

by Randy May 13, 2005

randallstown

best place in baltimore county. im from there i would kno. "where city kids move when they parents get alil money" true, cause my mova moved us out there. randallstown go just as hard as the city. yu gotta prob?? go to RHS or newtown high and say so, see whut happens. newayy,...aye randallstown!

bmorecity girl: im movin to randallstown!

bmorecity boy: yu gon like it, they keep it a 100

by bmorebbyayeee June 6, 2009

randalism

Random acts of vandalism

I got charged in court for committing an act of randalism

by viko87 May 15, 2011