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ranch pants
When a person masterbates, then goes back
to hang
out with his friends and doesn't realize he has
ranch
a.k.a
. cum still on his pants.
Hey "
Ranch Pants
"
a.k.a
. Tyler you suck at cleaning up after you
whack off
.
by
tyler
March 30, 2005
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Get the
ranch pants
mug.
Ranch Pants
When you
accidentally
ejaculate while running a
5K marathon
and are forced to finish
the race
.
The marathon
went great but
the last mile
I had to deal with
ranch pants
.
by
Joe-seph
March 29, 2018
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Ranch Pants
mug.
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