It's when you're doing a girl from behind, but she's too loose, so to get her to tighten up you zap her in the side with a cattle prod.
Anyone who tries the ranch hand with their girlfriend will probably not have a girlfriend much longer.
by Crazy B January 09, 2005
by Ferryn Maxwell April 02, 2004
I don't really have a ranch hand
by lazyassloser April 05, 2004
When you use ranch salad dressing or ranch seasoning mixed with lotion as lube for a hand job for a zesty feel
by AyCowboy June 08, 2014
by angel face April 10, 2004
Ranch Hand- dual meanings. literal- rancher's assistant. Also a brush or cow guard for the front of your pickup. It is often used as a "follower of a crowd".
by Tick April 01, 2004