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One who suffers from the need to work with flamingly homosexual people hoping to get a piece of the action.
Ralph chose to work at he.net because suffered from ralphitus.
by Steven September 12, 2003
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Becoming wedged between server racks due to one's obesity.
Remorse suffers from ralphitus, and once was required to remove 90% of a customers rack in order to get free.
by magnus September 15, 2003
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