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ragesterbation 

The act of masturbation while enraged, furious, or in an otherwise aggressive state of mind in order to attempt to release the negative feelings. Not to be confused with passive-agresterbation
I was so pissed when my girlfriend dumped me that I spent all of the next day in an act of ragesterbation to her image.
ragesterbation by Reese Cuppy October 20, 2010

Ragesterbate

To become so enraged and then masturbate. That act is nearly unlawful to the individuals testicles.
Zutis became so angry over the lack of loot, he raged off of skype and ragesterbated, while screaming his own name.
Ragesterbate by Nasres December 3, 2011

Ragesterbation 

To masturbate due to being extremely angry over someone or something. Typically, this occurs when one is owned at a video game or shunned from a group.
Person 1: "You are grounded, go to your room."
Person 2: "Man why you hatin' on the young folk?"
Person 1: "Room, now!"
Person 2: "Aw man, I'm mad as a mofo!" (begins to masturbate in fury)
Person 1: "What the hell?!"
Person 2: (cums on Person 1's face) "Awwwh, yeah boi!"
Person 1: "OMFG, WTF!"
Person 3: "Don't worry, it's just ragesterbation."

Ragesterbate

verb

1. To deliberately provoke, seek out, or manufacture situations that induce outrage, deriving a sense of gratification from one’s own escalating anger.
Often involves instigating conflict, catastrophizing minor issues, or interpreting neutral behavior as a personal affront. Chronic ragesterbaters may strain relationships, as they prioritizes the emotional “high” of indignation over harmony or resolution.
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
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An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
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