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ragesterbation 

The act of masturbation while enraged, furious, or in an otherwise aggressive state of mind in order to attempt to release the negative feelings. Not to be confused with passive-agresterbation
I was so pissed when my girlfriend dumped me that I spent all of the next day in an act of ragesterbation to her image.
ragesterbation by Reese Cuppy October 20, 2010

Ragesterbate

To become so enraged and then masturbate. That act is nearly unlawful to the individuals testicles.
Zutis became so angry over the lack of loot, he raged off of skype and ragesterbated, while screaming his own name.
Ragesterbate by Nasres December 3, 2011

Ragesterbation 

To masturbate due to being extremely angry over someone or something. Typically, this occurs when one is owned at a video game or shunned from a group.
Person 1: "You are grounded, go to your room."
Person 2: "Man why you hatin' on the young folk?"
Person 1: "Room, now!"
Person 2: "Aw man, I'm mad as a mofo!" (begins to masturbate in fury)
Person 1: "What the hell?!"
Person 2: (cums on Person 1's face) "Awwwh, yeah boi!"
Person 1: "OMFG, WTF!"
Person 3: "Don't worry, it's just ragesterbation."

Ragesterbate

verb

1. To deliberately provoke, seek out, or manufacture situations that induce outrage, deriving a sense of gratification from one’s own escalating anger.
Often involves instigating conflict, catastrophizing minor issues, or interpreting neutral behavior as a personal affront. Chronic ragesterbaters may strain relationships, as they prioritizes the emotional “high” of indignation over harmony or resolution.

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026