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When something angers you so much you have to vent the pressure by taking a shit the size of the moon.
I'm so mad at that asshole Jimmy! I gotta go take a rage-shit.
Rage-Shit by Psycho the Bunny January 29, 2018
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Rage Shit 

A gut wrenching, hand cletching shit that feels as though you are birthing a baby through your butthole. this massive shit will not only destroy your anus, but also clog your plumbing...so invest in some rid-x. p.s. this usually happens when enraged...possibly on steroids.
My friend hit the gym hard, and later preceded to take his anger out by taking a Rage Shit, which destroyed my bathroom for days.

Rage Shit 

Verb
To be angered so far beyond your breaking point that you are compelled to drop trou, spin around, bend over and aim your asshole at whoever is causing this stress and open fire a bird shot blast of hot brown liquid rage at them.
After waiting for 2 hours and being ignored by the staff at the urgent care, I lost my shit. Literally. Receptionist told me to please have a seat and be patient. I said I’ve been patient for 2 god damn hours and went off on a rant, ending it with a spray of mud as I rage shit at her before angrily waddling my wet slippery ass on out of there.
Rage Shit by TheWierdo May 19, 2022

Rage Shit 

Rage shit - A different approach to the original "Rage Quit". See example below -

Similar rules apply to "Rage Quit" however, this has a smelly twist to it. As opposed to quitting from a game when enraged with pure anger and hatred for your opponent. The victim, suffering with rage shit tends to take a shit to calm down.
Guy 1 - "Why are you raging so much?"

Guy 2 - "This game makes me so fucking mad I'm about to Rage Shit"

Guy 1 - "What?"
Rage Shit by RageShit September 9, 2011

Rage shit 

The act of being so pissed off that when you take a shit, the muscular tension caused by your rage forces the turd out at into a perfect log form.
Damn dude, Mike must have really been pissed off, look at how perfect his rage shit is!

Rage shitting 

When amber heard poops in your bed.
Looks like Amber was rage shitting again, this time she shit in the bed.

Rage shitting 

when one is in a fit of rage and decides to blow the back of a toilet out like a 12 gauge shotgun with a buckshot.
Caught my wife's boyfriend rage shitting in my shitter, so i killed him.
Rage shitting by HeavyD17 December 27, 2018
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