A gut wrenching, hand cletching shit that feels as though you are birthing a baby through your butthole. this massive shit will not only destroy your anus, but also clog your plumbing...so invest in some rid-x. p.s. this usually happens when enraged...possibly on steroids.
My friendhit the gym hard, and later preceded to take his anger out by taking a Rage Shit, which destroyed my bathroom for days.
Verb
To be angered so far beyond your breaking point that you are compelled to drop trou, spin around, bend over and aim your asshole at whoever is causing this stress and open fire a bird shot blast of hot brown liquid rage at them.
After waiting for 2 hours and being ignored by the staff at the urgent care, I lost my shit. Literally. Receptionist told me to please have a seat and be patient. I said I’ve been patient for 2 god damn hours and went off on a rant, ending it with a spray of mud as I rage shit at her before angrily waddling my wet slippery ass on out of there.
Rage shit - A different approach to the original "Rage Quit". See example below -
Similar rules apply to "Rage Quit" however, this has a smelly twist to it. As opposed to quitting from a game when enraged with pure anger and hatred for your opponent. The victim, suffering with rage shit tends to take a shit to calm down.