From Fark headline about Japanese workers using encrypted yellow cards to insult their bosses
Read the Farking Yellow Card
Japanese toy company unveils "yellow cards" with cryptic abbreviations that young people can use to freely insult bosses and elders without their knowledge. RTFYC
The sign that you are cunning and you have used epic skill to outwit every other bored person on earth other than the person who is writing this. This was either found by random typing or by absolute cunning in a strategy that you now know.
I used epic skill to find rtfgcbveydhxnwusjzmqiakolp in the urban dictionary!
If you have found this you have used epic skill and have outwitted every other bored person on earth other than the person who is writing this. This word can be found through epic skill or random typing through a strategy you now know.
I used epic skill to find rtfgcbveydhxnwusjzmqiakolp in the urban dictionary!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.