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Rolling On The Floor, Laughing my Fucking Ass off and Kicking the Cat.
An acronym used as a more extreme form of the commonly used 'Rofl,' which is, in turn, a more extreme variant of the IQ lowering 'lol.'
It's more a random expression of "Hol Sh*t!!" than anything.

Lame: lol i pwnz0rd u at teh h4xxx
Not so lame: I can at least spell, noob.
Lamest: ROTFLMFAOAKTC!11! U GOT T3H PWNZ0000O0O0O0RRRZZZTT!!1 LOLOLOLOLOLOL111
Normal person: Are you on PCP?

ROTFLMFAOAKTC by Kristoffe June 18, 2007

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ROTFLMAOASTC

It's the acronym for: Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off And Scaring The Cat. It expresses extreme amusement for a funny situation; it is also used by nerd people in order to conquer the weak-minded noobs of the web.

Noob: "Heya m8!"
Nerd: "Wtf?!"
Noob: "C'mon, wazzup?"
Nerd: "Stop bothering me and lemme play WoW in peace"
Noob: "Wottaffukka is that?"
Nerd: "Stfu, noob! Rtfm! I'm gunna enslave you, rotflmaoastc!"
Noob: "Yes, master?"
Nerd: "u.u"

ROTFLMAOASTC by SwatMaster88 March 4, 2009

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ROTFLMFAOAICGU

An acronym commonly used by seniors in response to a funny comment; Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Fucking Ass Off And I Can't Get Up

comment: I've run out of Depends.
reply: ROTFLMFAOAICGU

ROTFLMFAOAICGU by rjratman November 3, 2012

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ROTFLMFAOASTD

Rolling on the floor, laughing my fucking ass off, and scared the dog

Usually found in Instant Messages, typed when someone has said something REALLY funny, like, "Why won't my new home-built PC start up? Should I have used those little brass stand-offs between the case and the motherboard?" The proper reply to such stupidity would be ROTFLMFAOASTD!

ROTFLMFAOASTD by Da Dirty Q-Tip October 18, 2002

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ROTFLMFAOWOTCC

Rolling on the floor laughing my fucking ass off while on the computer chair.

ROTFLMFAOWOTCC!, That was funny!

ROTFLMFAOWOTCC by Chino November 14, 2003

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ROTFLMFAOASTD

Commonly spewed by AOL'ers after another AOL'er says something even too stupid for the average AOL'er.

AOL'er 1: I LOVE ZSNES!!!!111111111
AOL'er 2: ROTFLMFAOASTD!!!!!!!!111111111111111111

ROTFLMFAOASTD by Parasyte January 28, 2003

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rotflmfaostc

rolling on the floor laughing my effing ass off scaring the cat... a huuugee over reaction to something vaguely funny..

Person 1: OMG DEWD I JUS OWNEDIZZLED LIKE 4 GUYS IN A ROW!!11!one!
Person 2: ROTFLMFAOSTC!!!!!! LAWL!! oh my eff dewd, i was lawling all over teh floor wen u tol me that!!1!11!11!

rotflmfaostc by t3h pwnerer July 29, 2008

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Overstand

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.

Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.

Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003

Word of the Day on August 20, 2026

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minimap

A map that mostly tells you where everything is

Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap

minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015

Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

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Pink Cloud

12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.

The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.

Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006

Word of the Day on August 18, 2026

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Dotard

An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.

That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .

Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017

Word of the Day on August 17, 2026

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Chancla

The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.

My mom hit me with a chancla.

Chancla by TardisBae October 31, 2014

Word of the Day on August 16, 2026

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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