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ROTFLMFAOWP

Sam: Yo man, Jawsus is hot!

Ben: ROTFLMFAOWP!

Sam: Your gross.
ROTFLMFAOWP by therealhut October 5, 2009

ROFLMFAOWEP 

Rolling
On
Floor
Laughing
My
Fuckin'
Ass
Off
Whilst
Eating
Pancakes
Roflmfaowep, that was funny.
ROFLMFAOWEP by BlueRequiem November 22, 2007

ROFLMFAOWPMACAATSTSHTIFAIIAGTBSTABHOL 

Rolling on floor laughing my fucking ass off while pissing myself and crying all at the same time so hard that i feel as if i am going to be sucked thru a black hole of laughter
Dude1: dude... i just got my ass kicked by a giant chicken
dude2: dude... like family guy?
dude1: yeah...
Dude2: YOU SUCK ROFLMFAOWPMACAATSTSHTIFAIIAGTBSTABHOL

roflmfaoweat 

roflmfaoweat: Rolling on floor lauhging my fucking ass off while eating a twinkie.

a very long internet phrase used because it is very long
(like Billy)
omg that is so funny roflmfaoweat.

ROFFLMFAOWPIMPWMTLSMBIIAGSSATKMBILTMAIHMSTHBAIAB 

Rolling On Fucking Floor Laughing My Ass Off While Peeing In My Pants While Masturbating To Love Sex Magic Because It Is A Good Sex Song And Then Killing Myself Because I Laughed Too Much And It Hurt My Sides Thats How Bad Ass I Am Bitch!
rollingonfuckingfloorlaughingmyassoffwhilelongstuffdon'tfeellikeputtingallofitbitchblahROFFLMFAOWPIMPWMTLSMBIIAGSSATKMBILTMAIHMSTHBAIAB

roflmfaowpabsfathaedccdim 

The longest Internet acronym in the world - Rolling on floor laughing my fucking ass off while playing a bass solo for all to hear and eating dangerously cheesey cheetos damn I'm fat.
I pwn you. roflmfaowpabsfathaedccdim

-Wtf get a life.
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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